Ah Ling's blog.

Dalam lebih kurang masa 10 jam, saya dan teman lelaki saya akan mendapat secara rasminya kunci kepada rumah pertama kita. Walaupun ia sesuatu yang sudah diidamkan kita untuk masa yang lama, namun kita tahu juga bahawa tanggungjawab yang perlu dipikul merupakan beban.

Namun begitu, kita berharap dapat menyewa rumah itu secepat yang mungkin untuk meringankan beban yang sedang dipikul. Bagus juga kalau sewa itu dapat membiayai bayaran kepada bank serta kos yang dikenakan oleh pihak pengurusan perumaha tersebut.

Saya rasa bahawa lebih baik saya tidur sekarang kerana saya asyik membeli-belah di laman web yang menjual baju dan saya baru sahaja membelanja lebih kurang RM500 dalam masa 2 jam. Adakah saya sudah gila?!?


Sekian, selamat malam dan terima kasih kerana sudi membaca 'post' blog ini dalam Bahasa Malaysia.


xxx,
ah ling

Labels: Blog, life oh life, musings, personal, random, shopping

Posted by Ah Ling at 2:34 AM | Permalink | Comments

Not many people @ Grand Imperial in Plaza Damas when we took the family out for Father's Day Makan. Hmm. Why-ah?

Is it because people brush Father's Day off as any other day? True, we shouldn't wait for all these over-commercialized occasions to celebrate. It should be everyday. OK, every other day. Pokai-lah liddat wtf

Btw.....


He said it's from HERE. Go figure. It will look like this, apparently:






OMFG, what a 'shitty' love it symbolizes wtf






To understand what I'm talking about, read more BY CLICKING HERE




We'll see what happens.



xoxo,
ah ling

Labels: Blog, life oh life, musings, relationships, self, WTF

Posted by Ah Ling at 11:57 PM | Permalink | Comments

I've got 'babies' from Chanel, Gucci, Prada, Balenciaga, LV, Anya, Coach, Tous, Burberry and more.


I've 'seen the light'.

These 'babies' decrease in value everyday. So I've decided not to purchase handbags anymore and to buy precious metals and precious stones instead ok, for the time being anyway. Did I mention I just bought a Dior wallet?!

Good idea right! *depressed suddenly feeling very old* -__-"


Have a good week ahead.


xoxo,
ah ling

p.s: Birthstone for April is the diamond. Saw a lovely oval-shaped one today which I like, price before discount is around RM25k though. *HINT HINT HINT*

p.p.s: Dear BB,
the keywords here are 'discount' and 'I like'!!


xxx

Labels: letters to the boyfriend, life oh life, shopping

Posted by Ah Ling at 11:27 PM | Permalink | Comments

Today, I nearly died on the waxing table. It was an extremely painful (comparable to time I got tattooed) affair.






Photo credit from HERE




I laughed and laughed in pain. No tears *proud of self*! Surprisingly I felt no shame at 'spreading my legs wide open' for a total stranger to prod and pull and peek at my *ehem*. Prolly cos all my dignity vanished as soon as the bikini wax technician 'announced' loudly to the roomful of waiting people that I was having waxing done o.O



I swear to God humans are weird creatures, yes we are. We work our butts off to pay ridiculous amounts of money to put ourselves through the most torturous things we can fathom. Repeat cycle.



Bali in 3 days, bitches.



xoxo,
ah ling



P.S: A hairless pussy is easier to maintain. No kidding. Really! See below to understand that I'm not just talking cock.












Check out the hairless and wrinkly pussy below:




FML What were you thinking about?! -__-"" Tsktsktsk.

Enough pussy talk. Laters.

Labels: Blog, life oh life, musings, random, WTF

Posted by Ah Ling at 12:01 AM | Permalink | Comments

God, the internet is a fabulous thing.

With search engines like Google and others, you can find almost anything.

Haven't seen much news on the kitty cat abuser who stomped and smacked the poor innocent little thing to its horrific death in the newspaper, so I Googled it.


And look what we have floating online:

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=110631&id=1323224420&fbid=1901493700060

Great detective work to all those who helped in making the connection to the person in the video and the person's profile in Facebook.



To those who have not watched the video or have no inkling what I'm talking about, please watch the video below as a reminder that such crap exists in the human race.being hung from a big toe upside down 10 stories in the air while having pieces of flesh clipped off bit by bit with a pair of blunt nail clippers is too good for you piece of shit





*UPDATE* according to a comment on the Youtube site, she (yes, it's a tomboy, not a guy) has been arrested and will hold a press conference to apologize. Let's see in a few hours time whether this is true or not.

Labels: Crap Masquerading as Humans™, life oh life, random videos, WTF

Posted by Ah Ling at 3:48 AM | Permalink | Comments

Last year with the grace of God (and the boyfriend), we managed to get a house. (Technically it's not ours yet, but the legal loanshark'sbank's)

This year, we have decided to get me a new car!! *throws confetti hamsters and mandarin oranges* Here's where the problem lies:


1. Not really sure which model to get
2. Up the budget by an additional 10k to get my dream sports car?!?
3. Don't wanna pay monthly installments =(
4. NEED MORE MONEY!!
5. NEED MORE MONEY!!!
6. NEED MORE ....(you get the idea)



Damnit, it's like we're leasing all the stuff we yearn to own from the bank, and working hard to lease even more stuff from the bank.


Depressing wei.



xoxo,
ah ling

Labels: Blog, life oh life, musings, random, shopping, WTF

Posted by Ah Ling at 10:35 PM | Permalink | Comments

My boss asked me yesterday, 'How old are you tomorrow?'

I answered '18 years old!' and the whole office heard our exchange wtf.


The BB surprised me with my fav chocolate cake (with pretty pink flowers n icing), and a mug with a piece of paper inside wtf. Actually he meant it as a 'treasure hunt' with the piece of paper having my first clue written on it. but I FOUND my present BEFORE i even knew there was going to be a treasure hunt hurhurhur damnit I'm good


Thank you BB. Damnit, you really are romantic enough but your lying is kinda sucky, hahah@ *kisses*


Actually a few days ago he already stressed, and kept stressing that I should not expect any surprise, and I said it was perfectly fine. After all he did get me 4 different Thomas Sabo charm bracelets, each with their own charms, and that should have been enough presents to last me till next birthday.


Snippets of that conversation:

Him: I'm sorry there will be no surprise present or cake. I'm too busy.
Me: It's okay! But there are the perfect partners who fly back overseas from their job, plan and throw a surprise party, give birth to kittens, dress up as a flying ninja and pick their nose all at the same time. You can't even give birth to kittens!
Him: (censored: something about mating with kittens) I can pick my nose!
Me: ....*gives up hope dies*


Me: BB i want a Chanel bag please! I said please!
Him: *pointing to crotch* Please cut it off so I can be a prostitute! (meaning 'I have to whore myself to buy you one')
Me: -____-"


I love you BB, let's enjoy our Vietnam trip!


xx,
ah ling



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Labels: birthdays, Blog, life oh life, musings, personal, random conversations, relationships

Posted by Ah Ling at 1:57 AM | Permalink | Comments

About the title, can I say I have a love-hate relationship with this monster.

Been seriously neglecting this blog, omg, SO NEGLECTING is more like it. Anyhow, am kinda apprehensive now our loan for our new 'toy' has been approved, god knows when the signing will take place. At this point in time, work has just managed to tip the scales in our lives, resulting in the office being the '2nd home'.

Oh yeah. This has resulted in me being sick (literally sick. Actually threw up in the office toilet 3 times on Friday night), exhausted, both mentally and physically and I can think of other more fun ways to get exhausted. Like playing paintball for example you pervs. wtf were you thinking about??! and just anti-social.

In fact, I have had to cancel my leave for the upcoming long Merdeka weekend because of a function *sobs*

I.Will. Persevere. I. MUST. PERSEVERE.


Because.......Well, keep reading this neglected blog of mine, and keep finding out what happens next.


xoxo,
ah ling


P.S: On another note, have had 3 random strangers comment on my tattoo. Happy days.

Labels: Blog, life oh life, musings, tattoos, work

Posted by Ah Ling at 1:22 AM | Permalink | Comments

I am so sorry that I have been ignoring you this week.

It was not my intentions at all. First, I started work on Monday. Besides pretending to be busy finding things to do so that I could keep myself busy, my body is still trying to adjust back to the hectic lifestyle of the rat race after a prolonged (and blissful) absence.

Over the next few days, I increasingly started having more work to do, so I have been having 14 hour days. In 4 inch heels.

Nowadays I feel that all I ever want to do is to physically merge my body with my bed. Mentally and spiritually, I am already one with my bed.





So dear blog, do forgive me because my eyes (and I) do get extremely exhausted after a long day of staring at a computer screen, and as we all know, the only way I'll ever be able to communicate with you is to stare at a screen of some kind.

Rest assured, dear blog, that it is not only you which I have been ignoring. You may also feel free to add 'my boyfriend', 'my dog', 'my bed' and of course 'my plants in Plants vs. Zombies' to the list.


Once again, my apologies dear blog.





Lots of luv,
ah ling

Labels: Blog, life oh life, musings, personal, work

Posted by Ah Ling at 11:06 PM | Permalink | Comments

All from my dear boyfriend and friends *keeps muttering 'I love my friends. I love my friends'*


Boyfriend today on my 'interview shoes' (4 inches of closed-toe torture) - *pointing to my shoes* "I can hear your toes screaming."

Boyfriend in ah Ying's house during Earth Hour (Earth Hour was when kind, environment-caring people were meant to turn off all lights and electrical appliances etc.) - *Him going round her house turning off lights in doorway and lamp* "We have to follow the rules."

Boyfriend today as well watching me put on makeup - "I want to wear mascara too."


And to quote someone "Knocking on the panda's door and asking if it wants to buy insurance" -__-""



Please tell me how much more randomness one can take. FML.



xoxo,
ah ling

Labels: Blog, friends, life oh life, musings, random, self

Posted by Ah Ling at 12:24 AM | Permalink | Comments

Okay, so far I have turned down many interviews, a couple of offers (i feel that the amount they offered me is too low), I have a contract sitting in my inbox waiting for my approval, but I consider my job-hunting days to be far from over.

I guess the saying 'a bird in hand is worth more than two in the bush", but I have to ask myself ; Do I really want to be doing something like what I'm being offered, and would I have the strength to last in this industry?

God knows. How-lar liddat?! I have to give my answer too soon as well. Damnit, I need time *SCREAMS*




xoxo,
a much in need of guidance ah ling

Labels: Blog, life oh life, musings, personal, photos, self

Posted by Ah Ling at 12:04 AM | Permalink | Comments

Yes, it happens to be mine. I lost my laptop. What a great welcoming home present, innit?

The worst thing is that I have to use the various desktops at home, and since I lost my songs, pictures, documents, this depresses me to no end. (yup, backup all your files please)

So this will be a post again without any pictures at all. *BIG SIGH*


So how's the CNY (or Valentine's Day)preparations coming along then?


xoxo,
ah ling



P.S: Was lining up with my mummy at a shop in One Utama when these 2 girls tapped me on my shoulder to ask me if my tattoo was real wtf. FML. -__-""

Labels: Blog, life oh life, musings, WTF

Posted by Ah Ling at 7:59 PM | Permalink | Comments

I know that words exchanged are more than just words exchanged, and that I should really have like, a wide variety of emotions running through this little mind of mine.
But nothing is going on.
Am i just blanking out things on purpose?

Labels: Blog, life oh life, musings, self

Posted by Ah Ling at 9:59 AM | Permalink | Comments

I mean in one of my molars.
What exactly were you thinking about?!!



KNNCCB, this is what I get for eating loads of chocolate everyday.





If my teeth are not white, then at least my watermark font colour is. Hah! *feels a little bit happier*







Sigh. Should take better care of my teeth, I guess =/

Labels: Blog, life oh life, musings, photos, self, WTF

Posted by Ah Ling at 7:50 AM | Permalink | Comments

..is bloody overwhelming.

Went to York last week on the boyfriend's and my day off with our intention to get my mum's birthday present (btw, got it, a Burberry purse, it has just been sent back by DHL in order for her to open it before she flies off to Geneva).








Got her the long wallet in the Burberry Haymarket Woven design, not the clutch. Could only find the picture of the clutch online and not the wallet. More fool me for not taking any photos of it.









Anyway, the boyfriend bought some Body Shop stuff (wtf i know, and unthinkable lol but some of the items were for me), I shopped at Marks and Spencers and Dyberg Kern and we both got some stuff from Polo Ralph Lauren.

To cut the long story short, he accidentally left the bag containing my Marks and Spencers, Dyberg Kern and Body Shop (all in one bag for easier lugging around) in the bus, and we only realized about it when just boarding the train to get back to Sheffield.


Poor bastard, I was in a really foul mood all the 50 minutes journey back home. There was 100 quid worth of shopping there, do you really blame me? -___-"

The very next day he went all the way back to York to try to hunt the stuff down in the hope someone would have passed it on to the Lost and Found, and what do you know, someone really had turned in the bag containing EVERY DAMN THING. NOTHING WAS TAKEN AT ALL.

(I'm wondering if back home you'd even see the plastic bags again at all).

So to the person who turned in our shopping to the Lost and Found, thank you very much. Your honesty is much appreciated.



xoxo,
ah ling


P.S: Next time we go shopping he's carrying his own stuff and me, mine, so if we lose anything we can only blame ourselves wtf.

Labels: birthdays, life oh life, musings, self, shopping

Posted by Ah Ling at 3:03 AM | Permalink | Comments

It's really not my fault. Promise. *Blinks big innocent eyes*


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But anyway, putting blame away, I'd like to say that I've added a few new 'family members' to my little bag collection.


Before introducing them, well, I'd like to say the reason why I buy authentic bags is because ages ago when I was 15 or 16 years old or so (seems like ages ago anyway wtf), I could only afford to buy handbags (from Jusco [a departmental store]) which were around RM10 - RM 20 (around 2-3 GBP). And back then I promised myself that next time in my life (not my next life okay!!) , if I could, I will buy designer handbags.

So that's what I'm doing ; fulfilling a expensive promise to myself.


It started off with Nine West (extremely cute bags, they're still waiting for me back home in very careful storage). Then I moved on to Coach (lovely, am still using my Lunch Tote off and on, 2 of my ipods' cases are Coach as well, and my makeup bag is as well).

Then my parents got me my LV Speedy in Damier Azur. And then my mum decided to 'immortalize' my darling Candy a.k.a.my dad's unofficial "girlfriend" by putting her picture on Anya Hindmarch's Be a Bag - The Rio.

After coming here to the UK, I caved and bought my superbly huge-able-to-keep-ohsomuchjunk Prada Shopper bag and then my much beloved and prized Balenciaga First.

And I'm proud to say that finally, I've gotten a Gucci bag & a pretty much huge-ass Mulberry canvas one (which I will be using for light travelling or hand luggage). Makes me miss my Marc Jacobs Pan Am bag.


Need.To.Add.A.Chanel.To.Collection.


Yeah, was pretty much supposed to 'inherit' my mum's vintage Jumbo flap in Black with gold chains (30+ years old!), but the fucking bastard younger brother of mine has stolen it apparently. Come to think about it, God knows if whatever bags I didn't put away in storage (namely the Speedy and a few others; can't remember them all) are still around. Sigh.


Anyway, to cut my grandmother story short, I had fun looking back at my previous unwrapping posts. Just click on all the links provided to see them if you wish =)



xoxo,
ah ling

Labels: Blog, life oh life, musings, photos, self, shopping

Posted by Ah Ling at 3:19 AM | Permalink | Comments

Beebee's suggestion:

1) Unlock the phone
2) Ask a friend's help to bring it back to Malaysia and give it to my father
3) Get me a new phone (Blackberry!)

So far:

1) He's taken the phone to be unlocked

and now am waiting for our friend to help me bring it back home.
And then choose my new phone? Lol..

I want a Blackberry!! Hurhurhurhur...



xoxo,
ah ling

Labels: Blog, life oh life, musings, self, shopping

Posted by Ah Ling at 5:56 PM | Permalink | Comments

Hooray for that!! Exactly one month to the dot since the UK Border Agency received my passport, my visa has now been extended!


Went to Bradford (2hours away from Sheffield by bus) last Wednesday for the court hearing regarding his visa application, (acted as an impromptu translator as well wtf) and it was over in less than 3 minutes, really..The thing is, the other half is now waiting for them to finish processing his =.=
TOLD HIM TO SEND MORE THAN ONE MONTH'S BANK STATEMENT BUT GUYS NEVER LISTEN DO THEY?!







Looks like we'll get to celebrate another Christmas in England.


xoxo,
ah ling

Labels: Blog, life oh life, musings, photos

Posted by Ah Ling at 6:50 AM | Permalink | Comments

Okay, ignore the fact that I "donate" blood unwillingly every month.

Went to donate blood yesterday, and have never felt so much discomfort with the needle in my arm before. For the first time ever, the drop of blood which they take from your finger to test if you have enough iron in your blood, DID NOT SINK wtf. The second drop floated for a little bit, then decided to sink a little. The third drop sunk really really really slowly (slower than me getting out of bed in the mornings).

Where the needle was stuck in my arm, after some time I saw a little blood leaking out of the place where the needle was jabbed in and I started half-laughing half-grimacing (in case you don't know, I only do that when I feel too grossed out. Yes, I can't stand needles and seeing blood. Period jokes aside, please).

And this the blood donation seemed to go on like forever. Prolly cos' ever since coming over here I hardly eat as much meat as I did back in Malaysia. Sigh.

Anyhow, got Kit-Kats to eat after, yay! (How greedy I must sound)

And hopefully the blood will help someone who needs it.

Labels: Blog, events, life oh life, musings, personal, self

Posted by Ah Ling at 2:18 AM | Permalink | Comments

Seriously.

A blogging plant, wtf.

And NO, you really are about to read about a blogging plant. Except that it isn't my plant, and I'm not typing this before/during/after smoking crack. I don't smoke crack-lah!


There really is a blogging plant in Japan wtf. And it's name is Midori (you may call her? it??! Midori-san though).
What's next?! Hooking up a hamster to the Internet and teaching it to run specified number of turns on the wheel to log-in to Blogspot?


Anyway, Midori-san's typical blog entry is as thus : "Today was a sunny day and I was able to sunbathe a lot. I had quite a bit of fun today."


Well, if it were my plant, it's blog's entry would prolly reflect the torture it goes through daily, with me not having green fingers and a can't-be-arsed attitude towards plant care.


Something like "Today, just like yesterday, I hate myself for being a plant.I have only one leaf left and before I can produce my own food (photosynthesis) I fear I am going to be annihilated. Yesterday a few people used my pot as an ashtray and I am going to choke from all the carbon monoxide and body odour collecting in my body."


It's a tough life being a plant, especially in the city. But at least my plant can be proud of its' vocabulary, hurhurhur.



To see the
blogging plant in Japan click on the link.



P.S: Must.Blog.More.Can't.Lose.To.A.Plant wtf.

Labels: life oh life, musings, random

Posted by Ah Ling at 4:17 AM | Permalink | Comments