Wednesday, January 25, 2006

any longer and we would have died / Too much information Part 1.

in the car that is. Cos yesterday it took us 2 freakin hours to get from mont kiara back to taman tun. normally it would have onli been a 10 minute ride or so.

Luckily there was sustanence!! (<-- how do you spell it?) in the form of 6 mandarin oranges or 'kam' which was a gift from my bro's piano teacher to him. Well, Jamie n I rationed ourselves, eating one slice of orange every 2 minutes or so.

We also danced in the car, so the people behind us must have been like =.=''''''''
hahah! free entertainment at its best!!

We also came out with our pornstar names ( taken from signboards)

My pornstar name : Ayam Clifford Akaryakaya

Jamie's pornstar name : Spacious (=.="""""""" Sweat okay)

My bro's pornstar name : Astro siap dipasang ( =.="""""""""""""""""""""""""")


And now I'm here typing this entry and waiting for the boyfriend to come over so I can get laid.
^_^""""""""""""" (after this it's abstinence for the next 2 weeks or so, damnit.)

Too much information eh?

Well deal with it. Or just stop reading my blog. =P

Saturday, January 21, 2006

The Gay Vs. The Princess

Lookie the time, the Business Finance final is in a few hours time and i should be studying. But i'm not. Anyway I'm up waiting for the boyfriend to call and tell me that he's safely back in Malacca.

The reason why i'm blogging now is because of THIS(Click here to read lar).

Damn FUNNNY!!!

Now wish me all the luck in the world for tomorrow. Muah...

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

tagboard down?

i was wondering whether or not to take the tagboard down since it seems to be pretty much dead, but then i saw a message from jon there, so it stays ( for the time being anyway).


And just to blog that i did weigh myself, and i lost 2 kg. But what a horribly terrible way to do so, i'd rather go on my green apple diet and get the same results.


Tried the KFC fish burger yesterday. It tastes like the orange fishfish anyway.
We were looking for a place to sit, and one of KFC's workers were 'ushering' us to the seats at the back ( or so we thought). Actually turns out he was saying 'tak boleh duduk kat sana, sudah nak closing'. Tiu. Summore the boyfriend and i were marveling at KFC's new way of value-added service. Turns out we weren't the onli couple to think that too, cos another couple did the same thing later too.


Yesterday's episode of EVerybody Loves Raymond on astro was pretty funny.

Hank 'n' Pat require your presents on blablablabla...

*Attire optional

hahah! presents, as in gifts, not presence and attire optional instead of black-tie optional, which means that nudity is okay. =.=''''''

If my wedding invitations were to be like that, i'd rather have no wedding.Although it would be interesting to witness eh?

Monday, January 16, 2006


today is the 3rd day in a row i've been having diarrhoea.The vomiting stopped on the 2nd day. Fuck you, Friday the 13th and also those meatballs Food poisoning sucks.Terrible terrible. I was practically pissing from my ass during the first 2 days lar. Eww rite. Summore i don't think i lost any weight.


Chinese New Year is near. Damnit, it seems to be getting earlier and earlier on in the year.


Visited my twin cousins for the first time earlier. Myra and Heather. So girlie girlie names rite? Their birthdays fall on the 7th of January. Luckily not 2 days earlier, so i won't have to share birthday celebrations or something with them. Hahah. So nobody in the family has stolen the limelight from me yet.Woot.


mother got me a new wallet. WEird. I was wondering whther i should go down to Guess to get myself one, when she came back from shopping and i kid you not, handed me a Red Guess box. Yeah, she got me a new wallet/clutch from Guess. Kinda wide, and i had to throw a few of my cards away, but still there's plenty more room for cash. *hint hint*

which reminds me that i should blog about my pressies here, in case any of you read the blog to find out whether i did blog about your presents..hahah!! But seriously. I got some great presents (cash also!!)this year, and i'm loving them all.

The Nine West Charm bracelet - tankyew Ying!
Swarowski neckalce - thanks tetek leong n pei yi..
BIDIBADABIDIBADA garnet(<--hahah!!) - terima kasih, Ng Madagascar Ah Karen!
a stripper - MUahahahah!! Nice one hor, Lean? Thanks, but he really should have just
removed his towel!!!

an I.O.U letter from the boyfriend - o_O""""""""" ( no worries there, if i don't get my present within 3 months or so i will just have to get myself one using his mastercard which is nicely nestled in one of the card slots in my new wallet ^__^)

and cash from the boyfriend's mother and relatives -_- (paiseh paiseh, but also much appreciated)


"3 years", I said.

Which leaves me with 2 years and 2 months to go.

"Dear God,

Please give me the strength to get through this forthcoming 2 years and 2 months and whatever else which will be thrown at me, for he means so much to me. Amen."

- Ah Ling -

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

cow => beef => McD's Prosperity burger

yeah lar,

the beef was so juicy. Sorry cow. But you definately died for a good cause.


Clubbing was...hohoho.Clubbing. What more can i say? Alcohol, loud thumping music, cigarettes and cake. Girls with big boobs(not me though. Sad..), wannabe shufflers, ice cubes and thongs( the ones used to pick up ice with).

Yup, that's about it...

Sunday, January 08, 2006

How Can You Mend A Broken Heart?

I can think of younger days when living for my life
Was everything a man could want to do.
I could never see tomorrow, but I was never told about the sorrow.

And how can you mend a broken heart?
How can you stop the rain from falling down?
How can you stop the sun from shining?
What makes the world go round?
How can you mend a this broken man?
How can a loser ever win?
Please help me mend my broken heart and let me live again.

I can still feel the breeze that rustles through the trees
And misty memories of days gone by
We could never see tomorrow, noone said a word about the sorrow.

And how can you mend a broken heart?
How can you stop the rain from falling down?
How can you stop the sun from shining?
What makes the world go round?
How can you mend this broken man?
How can a loser ever win?
Please help me mend my broken heart and let me live again

-=Michael Buble - How Can You Mend A Broken Heart=-


Yam kinda pissed off rite now. Tonight better be good.

Thursday, January 05, 2006

I'm officially legal!!

That means I am now eligible to vote and club(legally.Hahah!)

That also means I can now definately be hanged if I were to do something the law condemns..


While at Coffeebean earlier:

The boyfriend : Hey ling, you're in JUICE (clubbing mag)!

And Karen also! And her boobs are censored!!


Damnit, I'll admit that she has cleavage. And I don't. What little cleavage i had shrunk away with my ass ( machiamlar my ass is now very small). But still...


So yeah, check out the copy of JUICE December issue. So happens the boyfriend saw pictures of a guy who used to be after his ex-girlfriend. Seems that he is quite a good graffiti artist. (If any of you actually bothers to check it out, that guy's name is Joe, and he's the one with lots of tattoos modeling the skeleton t-shirt.)

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

the first post of the year!!

So how was your new year celebrations anyway?

I managed to drag the penguinboyfriend to Aloha. OMG. I never thought that anyone would be able to sing a live remixed, sexed-up version of the 'lau shu ai ta mi' song (mouse loving the rice, a chinese song sang by TWINS) o_O". Damnit, clubbing in Malacca is so not like clubbing in Kay Elle. Another thing I hate to bitchcomment on is the way that some girls there dress!! Way over, man!! It would be fine if they were moonlighting as Go-Go girls, but......


I was bored that day, so I took pictures of Sweety and Candy's lil' doggie butts.

Sweety(british cocker spaniel) butt:

Candy(yellow labrador retriever) butt:

Sweety with nose to the ground :

Candy's turn:

Candy in her cage:

Sweety and Candy:


Me working in one of the most farking 'chap' places in Malacca Plaza Hang Tuah, Malacca (24th Dec - 25th Dec 2005)

Mickey Mouse limited edition hp with one of the balloons on display (which i later took home!Muahahaha!!)

Me and Abang Amin(supervisor):

Me and Kak Rose(Abang Amin's wife). My arms look so fat!!!:

Sharon and Sharron:

Sharron the cam hoe:

Btw, I curled my hair before going to work in those pictures...Hmm..I still prefer straight hair though.

Im so going to buy my next handphone from Malacca. Damn cheap leh!! I got to check out the clipboard that those handphone dealers look at whenever you ask them for a discount, and guess what!! I could have gotten the N70 with a zitron warranty for onli RM2000!!! And when i came home i found out that my dad bought that phone for RM2400 for my mum. Gah.


To the 5 people invited for dinner this Saturday(7th), please remember that dinner is at 6 pm!! Don't be late yah?


Also i just realised that I've been in Malacca for two weekends in a row...lalalala.

This year there should be quite a few weddings to attend. We heard from Derian that the Ah Hwa and the 'no-brained idiot who loves to brandish his 6-inch knife' (Yes, it really is a knife. What did you think i was referring to ar?!!) should be getting married in June. The boyfriend refers to them as stupid and Dumb.

Who is Stupid and who is Dumb? I wanted to know. He told me that it was up to me...o_O..blardy..... But seriously. If you think we're being harsh, well, you've obviously never known all about the stupid behaviour of those two friends of the boyfriend.


Here's a belated list of my New Year resolutions:

1) Finish my course without failing any subject
2) lose more weight
3) Yak less on the phone ( die-lor, last month's phone bill is gonna kill me)
4) Go for more holidays with the boyfriend (go back to Lang Tengah and get our diving licenses!! and also get blacker again)
5) Be more patient
6) Spend less money ( how when there are always nice things around?!)
7) Take more pictures ( for memories when i get older and more wrinkly)
8) Live like there's no tomorrow and be more grateful


Looks like I'll be officially legal this Thursday (5th), but I can't wait for this Saturday..YAY!!!

PPP Direct I adopted a cute lil' mouse fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!