Ah Ling's blog.

Pavement art!

These works of art are cool!

Check them out:



Can you tell the hose and water are just part of the drawing?






The lines give the drawing away...(Girl is a real live human btw)








Apparently the steps are real, the water not.





Read more and see more piccas >a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2025506/Britains-pavement-artist-Julian-Beever-cheer-depressing-week.html"> HERE. Simply amazing.

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Posted by Ah Ling at 10:05 AM | Permalink | Comments

Good bye long boring black hair!!



Me with the boyfriend just before I is cut my long hair @ WIP Bangsar.



Now, I is have a short hair. I is also change my hair colour to brown. I is also using green contact lenses so I is look more fair. My eyes is also look scaryfierce.



A friend say I is remind her of Japanese pornstar look wtf *face palm*



I is put pictures up later.



many love,

xxx
ah ling

(today I is in 'cina beng'/Chau Lala Mui mode, so I is write bad 'england')

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Posted by Ah Ling at 12:05 AM | Permalink | Comments

Dalam lebih kurang masa 10 jam, saya dan teman lelaki saya akan mendapat secara rasminya kunci kepada rumah pertama kita. Walaupun ia sesuatu yang sudah diidamkan kita untuk masa yang lama, namun kita tahu juga bahawa tanggungjawab yang perlu dipikul merupakan beban.

Namun begitu, kita berharap dapat menyewa rumah itu secepat yang mungkin untuk meringankan beban yang sedang dipikul. Bagus juga kalau sewa itu dapat membiayai bayaran kepada bank serta kos yang dikenakan oleh pihak pengurusan perumaha tersebut.

Saya rasa bahawa lebih baik saya tidur sekarang kerana saya asyik membeli-belah di laman web yang menjual baju dan saya baru sahaja membelanja lebih kurang RM500 dalam masa 2 jam. Adakah saya sudah gila?!?


Sekian, selamat malam dan terima kasih kerana sudi membaca 'post' blog ini dalam Bahasa Malaysia.


xxx,
ah ling

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Today, I nearly died on the waxing table. It was an extremely painful (comparable to time I got tattooed) affair.






Photo credit from HERE




I laughed and laughed in pain. No tears *proud of self*! Surprisingly I felt no shame at 'spreading my legs wide open' for a total stranger to prod and pull and peek at my *ehem*. Prolly cos all my dignity vanished as soon as the bikini wax technician 'announced' loudly to the roomful of waiting people that I was having waxing done o.O



I swear to God humans are weird creatures, yes we are. We work our butts off to pay ridiculous amounts of money to put ourselves through the most torturous things we can fathom. Repeat cycle.



Bali in 3 days, bitches.



xoxo,
ah ling



P.S: A hairless pussy is easier to maintain. No kidding. Really! See below to understand that I'm not just talking cock.












Check out the hairless and wrinkly pussy below:




FML What were you thinking about?! -__-"" Tsktsktsk.

Enough pussy talk. Laters.

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Posted by Ah Ling at 12:01 AM | Permalink | Comments

Last year with the grace of God (and the boyfriend), we managed to get a house. (Technically it's not ours yet, but the legal loanshark'sbank's)

This year, we have decided to get me a new car!! *throws confetti hamsters and mandarin oranges* Here's where the problem lies:


1. Not really sure which model to get
2. Up the budget by an additional 10k to get my dream sports car?!?
3. Don't wanna pay monthly installments =(
4. NEED MORE MONEY!!
5. NEED MORE MONEY!!!
6. NEED MORE ....(you get the idea)



Damnit, it's like we're leasing all the stuff we yearn to own from the bank, and working hard to lease even more stuff from the bank.


Depressing wei.



xoxo,
ah ling

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Posted by Ah Ling at 10:35 PM | Permalink | Comments

Yes, because I can! *woohoo! throws confetti and hamsters* When we were in UK, we didn't want to buy Thomas Sabo products because we were thinking what a waste of money it would be. In fact, my charm bracelet + charms are a present from the boyfriend. And then, coming back I regret not buying more -__-"" so now shop for more-lah!





Also I am slightly constipated and cranky. It's all the carbs, I'm telling you


Having a slightly confusing experience sorting out the paperwork for the new 'toy'. It's DONE. I've signed for it. We are about to start paying for it too. Yes, we are legally the new owners of an apartment. At the price we will pay for it, 1238 square-feet is such a bargain! I love going into the basement parking; there's natural forests around. Better savour the amazing green sight before it is gone.



xoxo,
ah ling

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Posted by Ah Ling at 10:57 PM | Permalink | Comments

Nope, it ain't a typo by accident. It's there on purpose.


Going to the Pearl of the Orient aka Penang for the upcoming loooong weekend. Was also in Langkap (somewhere in the state of Perak) a couple of weekends ago for the weekend with the boyfriend.


Watched Slice and Repo Men over the weekend (Both movies have a twisted ending. And lots of blood gushing everywhere!!!!) Slice is a Thai show, btw. If you like gory films then they are recommended!!


That's it for now, or else I won't be getting much sleep if I sit here in front of my lappie any more.




xoxo,
ah ling

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Posted by Ah Ling at 10:16 PM | Permalink | Comments

Yes, I do own animal-print clothes.

So here's a picture as my token of a photo offering instead of a proper blog post *bows head in mock shame* Sorry peeps, but it's nearly 12 am and I have to finish up some more work for tomorrow








Dress from Miss Selfridge (i think!) btw.






xoxo,
ah ling

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Posted by Ah Ling at 10:56 PM | Permalink | Comments

Watch the Official FIFA World Cup 2010 video Waka Waka (This Time For Africa) by Shakira below!! Have fun identifying the colourful random objects tangled in her hair and not just stare at her boobs!!








Also click on my link HERE for brilliant FIFA and other footie merchandise by Adidas (an official sponsor for FIFA 2010).



Let the football madness begin, y'all.




xoxo,
ah ling

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Posted by Ah Ling at 12:49 PM | Permalink | Comments

Started work on May 3rd, managed to hit the road for a road trip, and got my paycheck! Woohoo for the moolah!


But anyway..

We stayed at Holiday Inn Malacca. Can I say that the service was fucking FANTASTIC, EVERYONE of their staff there were constantly smiling and ever so helpful. I find that great, considering the fact that we are no 'orang putih' (white people). Yeah, don't you know, it is quite sad that in Malaysia foreigners get treated better most of the time (not always), since many people have this thing about treating non-Malaysians better than fellow Malaysians. In fact, if you wish to experience this first hand, try being in the same plane of a local airline with foreigners

But I digress.


Entrance to room.




Yeah, the rest of the photos are in the partner's camera.

Anyway, there's a rain shower in the bathroom, flat screened TV, ironing board + iron, safe, extra pillows in the cupboard, fridge and complimentary bottles of mineral water. Ooh, and on each of the pillows are cloth bands with little signs stating if they are 'firm' or 'soft'.


What do you do if you've just woken up and have time to kill?


You take photos-lah.




Excuse my 'just woken up face' and the craterpimple on my forehead. It was Bad Skin Week™.





According to the partner, one is SOFT and the other is FIRM. Hmmmmmm....o_O







We were having a lot of fun playing with the tags while waiting to check out ok -__-"





There's also another picture, but it is a bit *ehem* not suitable for viewing purposes. Jamie who was fortunate enough to see it will attest to that teehee.



Chicken rice balls are a MUST HAVE if you ever visit Malacca. The unique part of this dish is that the rice is shaped into balls. There are loads of places to eat this dish, but the one we always go to is the one in Batu Berendam.




We were lucky enough to wait for only a while before getting a table to sit at. The line for 'ta pau' was omg, super long. This is what the counter where all the food preparation looks like.


Guy walked past and blocked the view. Grrrrrr.





The guy on the left is actually blocking the view of the uncle who chops the chicken when it is ordered. A drumstick? No problem. 5 seconds is all it takes. Seriously. He chops so fast, our friends swear chicken bits actually fly all over, so beware! You have been warned!






Auntie scooping out the pre-prepared chicken rice balls.





Whie waiting for the chicken rice, we had this dish below, ordered from a stall OUTSIDE the shop.



Don't know what it's called, had little fishballs, pineapple bits and other fried-ty stuff in a sauce. Nice!





The chilli sauce has to be good, or else you will not get the complete chicken rice ball experience.





The chicken rice balls! FYI, we ordered 40 at first, but added another 20 later on. Satisfying our gluttony never tasted so good.






Half a chicken for 4 people.






This is how I eat it:




Chilli sauce, 'kicap pekat' (thick soya sauce), rice balls and gravy from the chicken all-in-one.


Excuse the hurriedly taken photos. We were all too hungry to bother about taking nice photos.



You know, besides the great tasting food we get and great people we meet in Malacca, the next best thing about eating out is the price. For a KL girl like myself, I love getting a 'heart attack' when it is time to pay. 'Heart attack' here in a good way.


Total cost of chicken rice balls meal for 4 people:

60 rice balls
half a chicken
4 drinks


Total : RM 20.20



Bloody hell. It cost roughly 4 freaking GBP. OMFG. Told you eating out in Malacca is dead affordable.




NEXT UP:

Cendol, the old-school way.





xoxo,
ah ling

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Posted by Ah Ling at 1:34 AM | Permalink | Comments

To Plants vs. Zombies, that is.

Now all I want to do is water the plants in my Zen Garden and go to people's houzes to eat their brainz.

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Posted by Ah Ling at 2:28 AM | Permalink

Somehow most of the time when couples stay together, problems arise. In our case it's the total opposite. How is this remotely possible?



"BB, 我爱你每一天." (Hope I got it right.)



xoxo,
ah ling

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Posted by Ah Ling at 2:43 AM | Permalink | Comments

All from my dear boyfriend and friends *keeps muttering 'I love my friends. I love my friends'*


Boyfriend today on my 'interview shoes' (4 inches of closed-toe torture) - *pointing to my shoes* "I can hear your toes screaming."

Boyfriend in ah Ying's house during Earth Hour (Earth Hour was when kind, environment-caring people were meant to turn off all lights and electrical appliances etc.) - *Him going round her house turning off lights in doorway and lamp* "We have to follow the rules."

Boyfriend today as well watching me put on makeup - "I want to wear mascara too."


And to quote someone "Knocking on the panda's door and asking if it wants to buy insurance" -__-""



Please tell me how much more randomness one can take. FML.



xoxo,
ah ling

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Posted by Ah Ling at 12:24 AM | Permalink | Comments

But I really should be cleaning my room sleeping.

Yes.




Random saying by my brother's friend (his friend happens to be a member of the Indian race, btw):


"Life is like a black guy's left nut ; It's not fair, and it's not right."





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On another note, I would just like to say that I don't think it's very polite of people to communicate in front of others in another language that not everyone there understands. RUDE.


Pfffttt.




xoxo,
ah ling

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Posted by Ah Ling at 11:40 PM | Permalink | Comments

A random conversation with friends at a mamak a couple of days ago:


Me : I'd rather not say his name out (referring to a politician), as I'd get a bad taste in my mouth. If I wanted bad tastes in my mouth I would rather give random strangers on the road blowjobs. And get paid for it.


Friends : ......



xoxo,
ah ling

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Posted by Ah Ling at 2:21 AM | Permalink | Comments

Apparently female Facebook users have been struck with a rather ‘revealing’ fad - updating their status with the colour of their bras with the most popular colours were "white," "black" and "beige", according to The New York Daily News.


Mine at this moment?


None. Go figure XD




xoxo
ah ling

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Posted by Ah Ling at 8:48 AM | Permalink | Comments

Have gotten a little bit of a tan, I reckon.
Supposed to be sleeping now, but I just can't drag myself away from LameFacebook wtf.

Really have to get some shut eye NOW, so back later.


xoxo,
ah ling

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Posted by Ah Ling at 8:58 AM | Permalink | Comments

Yes, it sounds crude.
Sorry about that.













But unfortunately I'm not joking about this.

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Posted by Ah Ling at 3:37 AM | Permalink | Comments

Wtf, I could draw better than that while blindfolded and wiping my arse.



But you know what is even more astounding?

The fact that it helped in the arrest of the alleged suspect (who obviously claims he is innocent). Poor bastard, whoever he is. I'd hate to look like that too -__-""


HERE to read more about this.

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Posted by Ah Ling at 9:39 PM | Permalink | Comments

Wait, I'll explain about the inclusion of the word 'tetek' in my title above in a little bit. No, I am not trying to be vulgar. (A quick lesson in Bahasa Malaysia for the uncomprehending ; 'tetek' = breasts/boobs/tits etc.)





Finally after looking at Miss Sixty dresses at asos.com, well, I caved and got one.






Yeah!






And now on to the matter of 'tetek', was shoppingbrowsing online at a fashion site, and saw this:


Click on photo to enlarge.




seriously WTF?!

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