Ah Ling's blog.

My boss asked me yesterday, 'How old are you tomorrow?'

I answered '18 years old!' and the whole office heard our exchange wtf.


The BB surprised me with my fav chocolate cake (with pretty pink flowers n icing), and a mug with a piece of paper inside wtf. Actually he meant it as a 'treasure hunt' with the piece of paper having my first clue written on it. but I FOUND my present BEFORE i even knew there was going to be a treasure hunt hurhurhur damnit I'm good


Thank you BB. Damnit, you really are romantic enough but your lying is kinda sucky, hahah@ *kisses*


Actually a few days ago he already stressed, and kept stressing that I should not expect any surprise, and I said it was perfectly fine. After all he did get me 4 different Thomas Sabo charm bracelets, each with their own charms, and that should have been enough presents to last me till next birthday.


Snippets of that conversation:

Him: I'm sorry there will be no surprise present or cake. I'm too busy.
Me: It's okay! But there are the perfect partners who fly back overseas from their job, plan and throw a surprise party, give birth to kittens, dress up as a flying ninja and pick their nose all at the same time. You can't even give birth to kittens!
Him: (censored: something about mating with kittens) I can pick my nose!
Me: ....*gives up hope dies*


Me: BB i want a Chanel bag please! I said please!
Him: *pointing to crotch* Please cut it off so I can be a prostitute! (meaning 'I have to whore myself to buy you one')
Me: -____-"


I love you BB, let's enjoy our Vietnam trip!


xx,
ah ling



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Labels: birthdays, Blog, life oh life, musings, personal, random conversations, relationships

Posted by Ah Ling at 1:57 AM | Permalink | Comments

A random conversation with friends at a mamak a couple of days ago:


Me : I'd rather not say his name out (referring to a politician), as I'd get a bad taste in my mouth. If I wanted bad tastes in my mouth I would rather give random strangers on the road blowjobs. And get paid for it.


Friends : ......



xoxo,
ah ling

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Posted by Ah Ling at 2:21 AM | Permalink | Comments

Earlier just now..


Him : Please can I have your Mulberry bag?
Me : Why?
Him : Because I am a brandwhore.
Me : What do you want it for?
Him : I want to be a prostitute.
Me : ....-___-""....





And NO, I am not associating involvement in the oldest profession in the world with ownership of a Mulberry bag okay?

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Posted by Ah Ling at 10:55 AM | Permalink | Comments

See,Don and I were talking about certain friends and there are some people who will actually use your stuff first before you pay them back for it.

My moral of the story is :

With friends like these, you cannot ask them to help you buy

a) underwear
b) condoms
c) a dildo
d) toothbrush
e) toilet paper





xoxo,
ah ling





This post has been x-posted to my other blog

Labels: friends, jokes, musings, random, random conversations, self

Posted by Ah Ling at 12:17 AM | Permalink | Comments

Quite honestly, I do not know Aaron. I do not know how to play DOTA either. But that's beside the point. Ever since the whole incident with the car 'getting drowned' (I'll elaborate someday if I feel like itwhich means that I'll probably won't, hah!), anything bad that happens gets blamed on Aaron not inviting us to play DOTA. So if anything goes wrong now in your life, please blame it on Aaron who didn't
invite you to play DOTA (that poor bastard!).



I digress. Just got news from ah Don that I am supposed to be Mei Ching's 'Chi Mui'. (Sorry May, forgot to tell you that I changed my hp number...) Apparently she has been sending me texts to my old number and wondering why I never responded. So ah Don was stressing that I HAVE to be one of her 'Chi Muis' since she sent me texts and even though I never got them, so I told him that it would be the same principle as someone coming up to me and telling me that I have to be a prostitute for a night since they texted me and even though there was no response from me =.=""""



Sorry-ah, feeling a bit emo today.



ah Karen became my model for that day.

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Posted by Ah Ling at 8:56 PM | Permalink | Comments

I haven't gotten that high and hyper in a long time. Nor have I drunk vodka in a long time. Not that it's a bad thing, bitches. I'm just deprived *ehem* and also there are certain things I would prefer to forget about (or just wish never happened in the first place). Anyhow, for now I'm sticking with my principle which happens to be "No regrets".





xoxo,
ah ling



p.s: And if you think you can figure out what I'm talking about, well, you're wrong. Since I'm talking about a whole bunch of things in general, and nothing specific.

Labels: musings, random conversations

Posted by Ah Ling at 8:41 AM | Permalink | Comments

...I really am in Coffeebean, and the connection to Airzed today is..*pulls face*


Shite, it really made me wanna throw my notebook against the slate wall and bang my head repeatedly on the aluminium table. But of course, I didn't, if not I wouldn't be blogging about this right now.


Tetek Leong told us something very funny that day. Right before the penguinboyfriend and I went back to Malacca, we were all talking.PenguinBoyfriend was saying that he wanted to take me to a place in Malacca where they serve good 'roti John' (roti as in bread, but in this context roti as in roti canai, a Malaysian specialty). Jamie and I were saying that in Kay Elle, roti John is easily available and Tetek Leong said that the last time he tried ordering roti John, the waiter asked him this "Siapa John?" (Who is John?).



-___-""" But we found it pretty funny. Heh.



xoxo,
ah ling



P.S: Yam still here at Coffeebean, and FYI, am NOT connected to Airzed. Luckily One Utama's wifi is an open connection so am bumming off it. It was realy sucky just now either, but now it's much better.

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Posted by Ah Ling at 10:26 PM | Permalink | Comments

A while ago I mentioned to the penguin boyfriend that I had been having a streak of nightmares, all of which involved having someone or something die.The penguin advised me to "learn to control your dream". Okay, fine. Apparently it involved 'changing the situation', yadayada...

So fine. The next day:

Me: Hey dear, you know that you told me to control my dreams?
Him: Yah, so how was your dream last night?
Me: You know, for the past few days someone or something dies?
Him: Yes?
Me: Thanks a lot. Yesterday not one person died, but SEVEN.
Him: =.=""" *sweating*


So in conclusion, I'd have to say that controlling my dreams is out of the question from now on.

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Posted by Ah Ling at 9:50 AM | Permalink

with the penguin boyfriend in the car :

me : Why do you always like to annoy me on purpose?
penguinhim: Why do you always like to ask me nonsense?
me : (shit!!shit!!!KNNCCBKKC!) -___-"""


I lost that argument so I just shut up -lah.Hhmph.

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