Saturday, November 12, 2011

Visiting Copenhagen - land of the Nordic (and good genes)


*All photos were taken using a Blackberry*

I wanted to cry when my camera died-ed.

To update really quickly, I left my previous company, October 31st was my last day at work. Joined a new company on November 1st, and on November 2nd, I went for a work trip to Copenhagen, Denmark as the new company's HQ is there.

Anyway, i brought my Nikon DSLR, and guess what, on the day I wanted to use it, the lens just died-ed. Yes, that's right. Camera unusable *sigh* So i was left with my Blackberry, and as we know, Blackberry cameras leave much to be desired.

Copenhagen is a pretty interesting and nice country, reminds me a bit of Amsterdam (water canals and architecture), but I feel the people are nicer here. Had not many problems communicating with the locals, and they are generally quite helpful.

The company booked me into the Copenhagen Plaza hotel, a 4-star hotel there which has much history (google it! apparently many celebrities have stayed there. In fact, in the lobby, there is a list of celebrities who have stayed there). There is also the Library Bar (not to be confused with Library bars in Malaysia), with loads of books which can be read during the day even, and it is done up with heavy wood paneling.

Generally the cost of living there is freaking expensive! Example : 15-minute taxi ride to work from the hotel cost approximately 270 Danish Kroner (about RM 160) wtf. Travel tip: Taxi fare is payable by credit card there! Joy!

Luckily all expenses are borne by the company (and charged to our corporate credit card), if not i'd be bankrupt in no time.



Some memorable moments in Copenhagen:

1. Visiting the Little Mermaid statue:





Yes, my Danish colleagues warned me that she would be really little, and they were not joking. Dunno why but I thought she would be bigger. Felt a little bit cheated, sort of like when u chat with someone online and he/she sends you a picture which shows a good-looking person, but when you meet the person in real life, they turn out to be NOTHING like the picture. Yep. That feeling (not that I have ever had this experience). Apparently last year the statue was away in the Shanghai exhibition, and the statue has been defaced (head gone missing etc) before. Makes you wonder what notice/board they put up on the rock when the statue was away. 'Gone to China BRB' or 'Out of Office'? Hmmmm...


Got lost walking in the park on the hunt for the Little Mermaid. Travel tip: Do NOT ever ask tourists for help. Ever.

On the way back at the Osterport train station there was a flasher next to me and I didnt realise wtf. Fucker I hope your prostate gives you problems since you like having it out in the cold. I would have pointed to his 'wedding tackle', laughed and said "so small!" had I realised.




2. Taxi ride to Radisson SAS Scandic Hotel

Went with my two colleagues from China there for dinner at the Blue Elephant, a Thai fine dining place. One of my colleagues who has been to Denmark many times before asked the taxi driver if he knew which Radisson Hotel it was as there are two in Copenhagen. She told him it was the one with the casino. And he was like yes, there is only one casino in COpenhagen. Later she asked him whether it was safe to walk back to our hotel after dinner as we initially wanted to walk back. He paused, then said yes, Copenhagen is very safe, even if you walk back at 2-3 am.


We realised during dinner later that the taxi driver probably thought we 3 Chinese people must have wanted to visit the casino, and also thought we could win money and walk back later. (which explains why he said it was safe to walk back at 2-3 am when my colleague asked whether it was safe to walk back AFTER DINNER).

We did not visit the casino though. And we didnt walk back either (too damn cold).





3. Candy shopping:




None of it are for me btw. I just got myself 2 chocolate bars.



A few other memorable occasions there like visiting the Department Head's absolutely fucking huge and awesome house for a welcome dinner, getting separated with absolutely no contact whatsoever with my colleagues in Fields department store, dinner with colleagues and so on.

Too tired to continue, need to sleep now to offset my jetlag.

Thanks for reading, apologies for not updating as often as I would've liked.


xoxo,
ah ling

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Sunday, August 21, 2011

Boss, I have principles too, you know?


It's not only you in the whole wide world who have principles and abide by them. So do I, boss. So do I.

As the mysterious, flickering flame of the candle as it consumes its wick, thus the candle burns while shortening simultaneously. (ah ling's metaphor for certain circumstances)





Let's put it mildly ; I for one have never been the person who 'lets the candle burn into nothingness'. 'Nuff said.


There's this huge seed of anger in me right now and if I don't get rid of it soon, it will soon 'explode'. And I really don't want that happening because it will take me 3 months to escape el shitholdo.


xxx
*a very cranky ah ling*


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Saturday, July 09, 2011

Is the gomen telling us that fair and clean elections are not possible then?

Malaysian police raid SAPP HQ because the signboards had the word 'bersih' and was yellow WTF.


A friend of the boyfriend got stopped by police for driving a yellow Limited Edition Kelisa. (True story)


Police taking particulars of people wearing yellow clothes.


A friend's registration ceremony at the temple postponed to next weekend because of this.


We (friend whose wedding was postponed included) don't blame BERSIH 2.0. We blame the ruling powers that are. A democratic country this is supposed to be, and a democratic country it is NOT.

KNNCCB.


IF, at all, the elections are fair and clean, wtf are you getting your panties knotted in a bunch for?


For those who walked today (and knew they are most probably going to be arrested), we salute you. It takes a lot of courage. Good on you. The pictures in Malaysiakini, Malaysian Insider, Malaysia Today and Free Malaysia Today show Malaysians in an act of solidarity fuck, I'm not going to use the 1Malaysia word here and that is really touching.


On the other hand, I digress. Today, the Federal Highway was super empty. I could have gotten down and rolled around and I would have been fine.



March on BERSIH!! (Click here to find out what the bloody fuss is over a word which means 'clean' in Bahasa Malaysia and the colour YELLOW.

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Saturday, July 02, 2011

Mendapat kunci rumah dengan rasmi.

Dalam lebih kurang masa 10 jam, saya dan teman lelaki saya akan mendapat secara rasminya kunci kepada rumah pertama kita. Walaupun ia sesuatu yang sudah diidamkan kita untuk masa yang lama, namun kita tahu juga bahawa tanggungjawab yang perlu dipikul merupakan beban.

Namun begitu, kita berharap dapat menyewa rumah itu secepat yang mungkin untuk meringankan beban yang sedang dipikul. Bagus juga kalau sewa itu dapat membiayai bayaran kepada bank serta kos yang dikenakan oleh pihak pengurusan perumaha tersebut.

Saya rasa bahawa lebih baik saya tidur sekarang kerana saya asyik membeli-belah di laman web yang menjual baju dan saya baru sahaja membelanja lebih kurang RM500 dalam masa 2 jam. Adakah saya sudah gila?!?


Sekian, selamat malam dan terima kasih kerana sudi membaca 'post' blog ini dalam Bahasa Malaysia.


xxx,
ah ling

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Sunday, June 19, 2011

Happi Father's Day.


Not many people @ Grand Imperial in Plaza Damas when we took the family out for Father's Day Makan. Hmm. Why-ah?

Is it because people brush Father's Day off as any other day? True, we shouldn't wait for all these over-commercialized occasions to celebrate. It should be everyday. OK, every other day. Pokai-lah liddat wtf

Btw.....


He said it's from HERE. Go figure. It will look like this, apparently:






OMFG, what a 'shitty' love it symbolizes wtf






To understand what I'm talking about, read more BY CLICKING HERE




We'll see what happens.



xoxo,
ah ling

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Tuesday, April 05, 2011

Nearly died in Bali.

What else?


Ended up in a brothel (no kidding!), saw white tigers climbing trees, komodo dragons, crashed some strangers' party, went to the rock bar in Ayana, saw floods, examined 2 squashed snakes, visited padi fields, ate street food and so much more. More later when I update my blog. Reason why I'm blogging so late is because I just finished work not too long ago, meaning I've been working for approximately 15 hours or so. *sigh*


Obviously I wish I was back in Bali. More details later.



xoxo,
ah ling

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Sunday, March 27, 2011

Till bikini waxing do we part...and let's talk about hairless pussy


Today, I nearly died on the waxing table. It was an extremely painful (comparable to time I got tattooed) affair.






Photo credit from HERE




I laughed and laughed in pain. No tears *proud of self*! Surprisingly I felt no shame at 'spreading my legs wide open' for a total stranger to prod and pull and peek at my *ehem*. Prolly cos all my dignity vanished as soon as the bikini wax technician 'announced' loudly to the roomful of waiting people that I was having waxing done o.O



I swear to God humans are weird creatures, yes we are. We work our butts off to pay ridiculous amounts of money to put ourselves through the most torturous things we can fathom. Repeat cycle.



Bali in 3 days, bitches.



xoxo,
ah ling



P.S: A hairless pussy is easier to maintain. No kidding. Really! See below to understand that I'm not just talking cock.












Check out the hairless and wrinkly pussy below:




FML What were you thinking about?! -__-"" Tsktsktsk.

Enough pussy talk. Laters.

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Tuesday, February 15, 2011

How was your Valentine's Day?

Received a very interesting present from the partner. Not 'naughty' interesting, just 'interesting' interesting.







He's taking me to Bali again *super excited* and most prolly we can go to the rock bar in Ayana *even more excited* =) Oh, and I got a 3-D pop-up card. Handmade. So creative and lovely! Me likey!! Thank you baby muaxxxxxxxxxx



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On another note, should be having a 'tissue box' party a.k.a celebrating the arrival of a new car. No more local, have chosen a brand which has gone global (or rather, Japanese to be more exact).



Test-drove it the other day and with 5 buffaloes in it me included, the pickup was still quite impressive. Then hopped over to the *cough*Proton*cough* showroom as a friend wanted to test drive the Proton Inspira. Wow. You'll never believe it.



They refused to let him test drive it because "Sorry bang,minyak sudah nak habis" (Sorry bro, the petrol is almost finished)*Smacks forehead with palm*



Profound words of wisdom which conveyed the utmost impression that (obviously) that particular salesman couldn't be arsed at all to take the car out and pump petrol so that my mate could try it out. Ok,Proton @ Glenmarie. You can keep your car WTF and shove it up your you-know-where sideways.



Maybe we were being biased because of all our personal experiences with Proton, but if you have a chance, go check the car out. Our grouses are that the passengers at the back does not have enough leg-room, the fittings inside the car look so cheapo and the boot is not big enough. But don't take my word for it and don't agree with me, just go to any Proton showroom. Smart guys get the Inspira, smarter guys get the Lancer.



Oh, and girls, when visiting car show rooms in Malaysia please make sure you wear jeans/trousers or at least black undies unless you don't mind flashing others. Found out that the floors of many showrooms are too polished and clean, hence the floor acting as a mirror which gives others a lovely upskirt look WTF.



P.S: Thank you BB for helping me pay half of the car *kisses*

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Tuesday, January 25, 2011

House, then a car? We work hard to lease stuff from the bank.

Last year with the grace of God (and the boyfriend), we managed to get a house. (Technically it's not ours yet, but the legal loanshark'sbank's)

This year, we have decided to get me a new car!! *throws confetti hamsters and mandarin oranges* Here's where the problem lies:


1. Not really sure which model to get
2. Up the budget by an additional 10k to get my dream sports car?!?
3. Don't wanna pay monthly installments =(
4. NEED MORE MONEY!!
5. NEED MORE MONEY!!!
6. NEED MORE ....(you get the idea)



Damnit, it's like we're leasing all the stuff we yearn to own from the bank, and working hard to lease even more stuff from the bank.


Depressing wei.



xoxo,
ah ling

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Wednesday, January 05, 2011

Turning 18, for the 8th year in a row.

My boss asked me yesterday, 'How old are you tomorrow?'

I answered '18 years old!' and the whole office heard our exchange wtf.


The BB surprised me with my fav chocolate cake (with pretty pink flowers n icing), and a mug with a piece of paper inside wtf. Actually he meant it as a 'treasure hunt' with the piece of paper having my first clue written on it. but I FOUND my present BEFORE i even knew there was going to be a treasure hunt hurhurhur damnit I'm good


Thank you BB. Damnit, you really are romantic enough but your lying is kinda sucky, hahah@ *kisses*


Actually a few days ago he already stressed, and kept stressing that I should not expect any surprise, and I said it was perfectly fine. After all he did get me 4 different Thomas Sabo charm bracelets, each with their own charms, and that should have been enough presents to last me till next birthday.


Snippets of that conversation:

Him: I'm sorry there will be no surprise present or cake. I'm too busy.
Me: It's okay! But there are the perfect partners who fly back overseas from their job, plan and throw a surprise party, give birth to kittens, dress up as a flying ninja and pick their nose all at the same time. You can't even give birth to kittens!
Him: (censored: something about mating with kittens) I can pick my nose!
Me: ....*gives up hope dies*


Me: BB i want a Chanel bag please! I said please!
Him: *pointing to crotch* Please cut it off so I can be a prostitute! (meaning 'I have to whore myself to buy you one')
Me: -____-"


I love you BB, let's enjoy our Vietnam trip!


xx,
ah ling




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Tuesday, November 23, 2010

When you feel like committing suicide, visit Halong Bay to change your mind!

That's what Jamie told me anyway.


A few months back, Jamie said "ah ling, if you feel like committing suicide go to Halong Bay in Vietnam. You will change your mind."


Guess what. We're going. *throws confetti and little hamsters on leashes*



Picture stolen taken from a source in google images:



Halong Bay, see you soon!!!





It will be the perfect way to kick start my new year. After all with a well-known retail shopping centre as my client means that my NYE has to be spent with them sigh


And holiday with the boyfriend and bestie + tetek? What more could I ask for?

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Tuesday, November 09, 2010

I'm on a Thomas Sabo shopping spree...

Yes, because I can! *woohoo! throws confetti and hamsters* When we were in UK, we didn't want to buy Thomas Sabo products because we were thinking what a waste of money it would be. In fact, my charm bracelet + charms are a present from the boyfriend. And then, coming back I regret not buying more -__-"" so now shop for more-lah!





Also I am slightly constipated and cranky. It's all the carbs, I'm telling you


Having a slightly confusing experience sorting out the paperwork for the new 'toy'. It's DONE. I've signed for it. We are about to start paying for it too. Yes, we are legally the new owners of an apartment. At the price we will pay for it, 1238 square-feet is such a bargain! I love going into the basement parking; there's natural forests around. Better savour the amazing green sight before it is gone.



xoxo,
ah ling

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Monday, August 23, 2010

I can't wait for the loooong weekend.

Nope, it ain't a typo by accident. It's there on purpose.


Going to the Pearl of the Orient aka Penang for the upcoming loooong weekend. Was also in Langkap (somewhere in the state of Perak) a couple of weekends ago for the weekend with the boyfriend.


Watched Slice and Repo Men over the weekend (Both movies have a twisted ending. And lots of blood gushing everywhere!!!!) Slice is a Thai show, btw. If you like gory films then they are recommended!!


That's it for now, or else I won't be getting much sleep if I sit here in front of my lappie any more.




xoxo,
ah ling

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Sunday, August 08, 2010

Work, the monster invading my life.

About the title, can I say I have a love-hate relationship with this monster.

Been seriously neglecting this blog, omg, SO NEGLECTING is more like it. Anyhow, am kinda apprehensive now our loan for our new 'toy' has been approved, god knows when the signing will take place. At this point in time, work has just managed to tip the scales in our lives, resulting in the office being the '2nd home'.

Oh yeah. This has resulted in me being sick (literally sick. Actually threw up in the office toilet 3 times on Friday night), exhausted, both mentally and physically and I can think of other more fun ways to get exhausted. Like playing paintball for example you pervs. wtf were you thinking about??! and just anti-social.

In fact, I have had to cancel my leave for the upcoming long Merdeka weekend because of a function *sobs*

I.Will. Persevere. I. MUST. PERSEVERE.


Because.......Well, keep reading this neglected blog of mine, and keep finding out what happens next.


xoxo,
ah ling


P.S: On another note, have had 3 random strangers comment on my tattoo. Happy days.

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Sunday, July 18, 2010

Happy days, come to me please.

Not much time to blog and to go for outings...Apologies on my end for the lack of blog posts.



Picture stolen taken from Kevin & Belinda.


"When I can be, I want to be happy."





xoxo,
ah ling

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Wednesday, June 23, 2010

ah ling in the itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny, leopard-printed dress.


Yes, I do own animal-print clothes.

So here's a picture as my token of a photo offering instead of a proper blog post *bows head in mock shame* Sorry peeps, but it's nearly 12 am and I have to finish up some more work for tomorrow








Dress from Miss Selfridge (i think!) btw.







xoxo,
ah ling

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Friday, June 11, 2010

House hunting - It's on!

For certain reasons, the boyfriend and I have decided to house hunt No, marriage isn't one of those reasons. I guess waiting to inherit a property from my parents is one of those reasons.

Anyway.


Driving around his housing area sometime last weekend, we spotted this block of apartments. And there was a banner with an agent's number on ONE of the windows. Cut a long story short, we are seeing that place this weekend (ok, I admit! we went into a unit which was unlocked. The key words here are UNLOCKED and UNOCCUPIED), or to be more specific, that PARTICULAR unit). Will also be looking at another unit where the partner currently stays. Depending on how much the unit can be rented out for, I can safely say we are looking at 5-6% returns. Not bad for the amount of investment required, me thinks.


Wish us luck!


xoxo,
ah ling

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Saturday, May 15, 2010

Death nudged me in his own way

to remind me that even though we are only mere mortals and as all who are born shall one day die, some have to take it with more shit and uncertainty than the others.

On another unrelated note, we are going for a road trip tomorrow, I do hope that with every passing day acceptance comes easier.



xoxo,
ah ling

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Saturday, May 08, 2010

A heartfelt letter to ah ling's blog.


I am so sorry that I have been ignoring you this week.

It was not my intentions at all. First, I started work on Monday. Besides pretending to be busy finding things to do so that I could keep myself busy, my body is still trying to adjust back to the hectic lifestyle of the rat race after a prolonged (and blissful) absence.

Over the next few days, I increasingly started having more work to do, so I have been having 14 hour days. In 4 inch heels.

Nowadays I feel that all I ever want to do is to physically merge my body with my bed. Mentally and spiritually, I am already one with my bed.





So dear blog, do forgive me because my eyes (and I) do get extremely exhausted after a long day of staring at a computer screen, and as we all know, the only way I'll ever be able to communicate with you is to stare at a screen of some kind.

Rest assured, dear blog, that it is not only you which I have been ignoring. You may also feel free to add 'my boyfriend', 'my dog', 'my bed' and of course 'my plants in Plants vs. Zombies' to the list.


Once again, my apologies dear blog.





Lots of luv,
ah ling

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Friday, April 30, 2010

I have just signed my freedom away.

After nearly half a year of not working (and what a great blessedly long period of time it was!), it's time to start slaving working again.

Let's see how it goes.

Pray for me and wish me luck?


xoxo,
ah ling



P.S: I nearly killed a mofo with shit for brains just now. Which idiot stands in the MIDDLE of a darkened road at night, and chooses to stand in a spot right AFTER a bend? KNNCCBTNSMCPHKL okay!! Luckily that bastard jumped back in time because the partner and I sure as hell didn't see him until it was too late. He damn well nearly got killed. I know this is really bad of me, but after our initial shock (which took us a while to calm down), I couldn't help wishing I had run over his foot. Pffffttttttt.



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