Saturday, March 31, 2007

HSBC sponsored my 'tattoos'/ the penguinboyfriend gets creative.

There's nothing quite like being sick and depressed all at once. Since he got a goody bag from HSBC, the penguinboyfriend decided to utilize the stuff given and cheer me up.

Drawing his masterpiece with the HSBC pen on my leg a.k.a. the canvas.

Look a little closer to see what he was drawing. I didn't know what it was too until he showed me his 'masterpiece'.

And when I finally saw what it was, I was like "What the....?!?!! Robotman?!"

Unfinished robotman *sweat*

After a while, the Robotman was finished.

*sweating even more*

So i took a picture of a small hamster which he drew before the Robotman.

Upon closer look:

He drew the ears too long!! They are supposed to be like THIS. According to the penguinboyfriend, he drew them longer because they would look like that if I pulled the ears. =.="" Okay-lah, if you say so, darling.

The penguinboyfriend's next masterpiece:

Okay, after that I had to physically restrain stop him from drawing anymore masterpieces.

So, next was a very creative flier in the bag.

Say hello to the penguinboyfriend.He wishes there was porn on the side of the flier which he is looking at. Haha. Kidding only-lah.

From then on, we got progressively perverted creative with the flier and my body.

Okay, no more rubbish for now. Hope this tides you through the weekend. Have a great weekend, by the way.

ah ling

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Friday, March 30, 2007

ah ling hides under the office tablegets a new 'home'.

Today I felt like becoming a hamster. To help me achieve my 'dream', I decided to
hide in my houseunder the office table. Yes, OFFICE table. This took place in the office. (Boss, please don't fire me!!!)

The penguinboyfriend catches me hiding under the table:

What is ah ling hiding there with her?

"It's mine!!" *guilty look*

*the "hamster" goes chiak!!*

My god, why does it look like I'm taking a dump?!?

"Okay-lah, I'll give the vodka back. Tired of being in my 'house' already."

I was tired of squatting, so I sat down.

And here's one of me looking back at you.(Excuse the weird blue lighting please.)

ah ling

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Yet another way to meet people -


As my blog title says "Best viewed with an open mind". And so we shall all be open to new ideas, and on of them is about a dating site. Yup.Black Dating. So all in the name of research, I did check out the site, but I'm sorry to say that quite honestly, I didn't really conduct a more through search on the members because I'm already attached. (Sorry penguinboyfriend, if you're reading which I bet you are, I really did search the site, but only in the name of research.) For those singles looking for a friend or activity partner, well, there are lots of categories to refine your search criteria; that way you can really choose a person whose character is to your taste.


Thursday, March 29, 2007

easy sign up form for PPP at the bottom.

I make life easier and more worth living for you. Blog and make money out of your hobby. Simple, not time-consuming and perfectly legal. You can sign up at the bottom of my blog if you wish since I put in a easy sign up form for PPP at the bottom of my blog. Advertisers can sign up too if they wish cos' there's a sign up form specially for advertisers.

ah ling


The shopperholic strikes again/ the penguinboyfriend's mother's belated birthday present

Remember my post about
online shopping sponsored by PPP

Well, today I finally received the penguinboyfriend's mother's belated
birthday gift. Just in time, too, as the penguinboyfriend can bring it back for her this weekend. Anyhow, interested in seeing what it is?

Here's a clue :

Now guess what is inside?

I'll explain why there are two boxes later.

The penguin boyfriend's mother specifically stated that she wanted this wristlet in lilac. So okay, what she wants, she gets. (Don't get me wrong, she's a very nice person and both the penguinboyfriend's parents treat me like their daughter.Can't say the same for my parents, though. That's why I'm willing to get it for her.)

But that was only what was contained in ONE box right? So why is there another box?

The answer is that was because I couldn't resist, so I got myself one also. Easy question or not?

Great for clubbing.Cards,cash,phone(s),ciggies, and I'm all set.

I also got something else. But I'm keeping it secret for someone's birthday. So no information about it here and obviously no pictures about it too!!

ah ling


Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Yoji Biomehanika is COMING TO TOWN!!

OMFG!!! Last year we went to the Renault F1 pit party to see/hear Tiesto spin. This year YOJI BIOMEHANIKA IS COMING!!! *throws confetti handbag paper bra handphone in air*

I want to go!! I MUST GO !!! AND I WILL GO!!!! Imagine him spinning 'Hardstyle Disco' live!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*excited excited excited*

Bride and groom

Got this naughty joke off HERE. Enjoy.

Bride and Groom

A middle aged man and woman meet, fall in love, and decide to get married.

On their wedding night they settle into the bridal suite at their hotel and the bride says to her new groom " Please promise to be gentle, as I am still a virgin ".

The startled groom says " How can that be? You've been married 3 times before."

The bride responds...

"Well you see it was this way. My first husband was a psychiatrist and all he ever wanted to do was talk about it. "

"My second husband was a gynecologist and all he ever wanted to do was look at it."

"And my third husband was a stamp collector and all he ever...................................God I miss him !"

Sci-edge is not fiction.


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your interests in science? Hey, don't feel ashamed or embarrassed about your passion and interest in science. It's cool to be a geek nowadays. Just look at Gil Grissom (lead Crime Scene Investigator in CSI Las Vegas). It cannot be denied that he exudes
a certain sexy aura.

However if you do feel that you might be better off socializing and networking with people who do share the same interests as you, do check out Sci-Edge as it is a social networking site for
science hobbyists, technology and gadget freaks and not to forget science fiction fans. The benefits from socializing with people of the same interests as you is that you'll never run out of topics to talk about! Just imagine the fun you'll get out of a friendly debate with your partner about different aspects of science and also the many other things you'll get to learn about.

Members of the site (free membership!) also get opportunities to earn money by blogging and posting links. This is a brand new site, by the way, so you'll be one of the pioneers if you do happen to join now. How much more cooler can it get?


Much to blog about but kinda lazy to do so now.

So you will have to wait for a while, while I sell my soulblog for PPP first.

ah ling - drug rehab referral site

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It's difficult when you are an addict. First of all, addicts are normally in denial about their addiction (for example, "Even though I drink I know my own limits" or even "I can stop smoking anytime I want". Yeah right). And the examples I gave above are just for alcohol abuse and for nicotine cravings. Imagine the difficulty of giving up alcohol and cigarettes. What if it were something a little deeper, something which once you are addicted to, you are not able to 'shake off its hold' on you? If you can foresee what I'm going to say, then yes, I'm talking about drug abuse.

If you've decided that enough is enough, drugs are now your sworn mortal enemy, let me say that I wish to congratulate you on your stand. But what are you going to do in order to keep your newly sworn mortal enemy away for the rest of your life? In order to seek out the relevant drug treatment and rehabilitation programme which is suitable, try, a site dedicated to offering information on not only drug rehabilitation programmes, but also alcohol addiction rehabilitation programmes. Their drug rehab information and articles are certainly informative; covering the topics of how to find a drug rehab, what to look for in a drug rehab, and many other articles pertaining to the subject.

I also like the fact that the website provides toll-free telephone numbers which are 1-877-84-SOBER and 1-269-963-2815 with their operators standing by to help address any concerns or questions which the general public may have. I thought that it was great that there are many articles and information regarding the stages in which any drug addict on the mend may go through like addiction, recovery, intervention and relapse. For those who wish to learn about the many types of drugs out in the world (hey, only to learn about, not to get acquainted with, you hear?!?), there is a drug fact and information page where the many types of drugs and their effects are listed, including Rohypnol, club drugs and even Barbiturates. However at the end of the day, regardless of the best
drug treatment and rehabilitation programmes available, it really is up to you to stay drug-free for life.


I call this one 'Frustration'.

Believe me ; sometimes frustration has the ability to make people feel like knocking their heads on the wall repeatedly. Check out the blood splatter, man. I'm a sadist since I like drawing nonsense like this. This makes you one too (okay, in a way) since you are looking at it. Thanks for wasting a few seconds of your life marveling at my masterpiece, and a few more reading this. You guys are fantastic, really.

ah ling


Turning sites into money.

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I had a visitor from Colombia.

Seriously. On my blog. Hola there!!


God, I'm supposed to be sleeping earlier and instead I'm staying up later and later. This is bad. Why? Because the time I sleep is normally time for others to wake up and go to work. *sigh* Being a night owl is bad. Take me now, for instance. I haven't bathed yet (okay, actually not too bad. The penguin boyfriend is out right now and if he hasn't gone home yet, haha! I'm not the only person who hasn't bathed yet *glee*).

Anyone from Asia reading this blog right now? Be good and go sleep soon yah? Or else you might just get horrendous eyebags just like me.

ah ling


Home heaters are great for people who can't stand the cold.

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And especially for people like me who can feel cold really easily, even in places like the car(!!) or after a while in the air-conditioned room, imagine what it is like for me to be in a place where you can most certainly NOT control the weather. I think that even though when I do get myself over to the United Kingdom in the summer, I know that if I were not a student on a budget, I would most definitely get myself a wall heater. Laugh all you want, but I can tell you very honestly right now that I would never be able to survive in a cold climate without any heating available.(Do I look like a penguin to you?) Besides, I read that having a wall heater will help save on the heating bill as it uses either natural gas or propane. That said, anyone out there willing to sponsor a heater for me so I will not have to wrap myself up in layers and layers of clothing once I go there?


Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Mr. Finger. Me.

Now, now, naughty naughty. What were you thinking?!? Yes, sounds obscene(in fact, I just realized that the punctuation might just have had something to do in making it sound so wrong). But this blog is supposed to be family-safe just like how fast food is healthy. But I digress.

Meet Mr. Finger.

*BONUS!!! I also included Ms. Finger!*

When Mr. Finger met Ms. Finger

Please give me some credit for the above picture. It wasn't easy at all bending my fingers that way.

And here's an old one of me being terribly spastic and sucking balls.Chicken balls, that is. *sigh* Drew and his food porn:

ah ling

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Baskin Robbins' ice cream helps me relax.

Seriously, it was a great way to just relax after the extremely high - usage of brain power earlier in the evening. Tension and stress can kill you or you either kill the poor innocent people around you.

So the penguinboyfriend and I just walked down one flight of stairs to go to ice-cream heaven.

I find it funny that I pretty much know beforehand which ice-cream flavour I'm going to
choose, and yet I still like to have an ice-cream tasting session (but today I tried out the flavour which I knew I was going to choose, so as not to seem, well, greedy). I bet there are loads of people out there with the same habit as me hor.

All I want to do right now is just sleep. But i'm in the office, so no sleeping now (though prolly the boss wouldn't mind).

ah ling

P.S : Don, it took you THIS long to find out the meaning of 'xoxo' ? =.="""

The penguin'sboyfriend's new toy.

Quite literally, a toy.

Bought this for him earlier on when we were in Tesco. Don't ask me why I got this for him, after all we all know that I am inclined to waste money an impulse buyer and a sucker for anything cute. Does this answer your question why I am together with the penguinboyfriend?

Guess what's blue, floats and squeaks?

A blue rubber duck-lah.

The duckie's butt.

Duckie with its tag attached.

The rubber duckie is darn cute right? It was the last one there. The remaining ones were GREEN. *lalalalala squeaks duck*

ah ling


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