Ah Ling's blog.

God, the internet is a fabulous thing.

With search engines like Google and others, you can find almost anything.

Haven't seen much news on the kitty cat abuser who stomped and smacked the poor innocent little thing to its horrific death in the newspaper, so I Googled it.


And look what we have floating online:

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=110631&id=1323224420&fbid=1901493700060

Great detective work to all those who helped in making the connection to the person in the video and the person's profile in Facebook.



To those who have not watched the video or have no inkling what I'm talking about, please watch the video below as a reminder that such crap exists in the human race.being hung from a big toe upside down 10 stories in the air while having pieces of flesh clipped off bit by bit with a pair of blunt nail clippers is too good for you piece of shit





*UPDATE* according to a comment on the Youtube site, she (yes, it's a tomboy, not a guy) has been arrested and will hold a press conference to apologize. Let's see in a few hours time whether this is true or not.

Labels: Crap Masquerading as Humans™, life oh life, random videos, WTF

Posted by Ah Ling at 3:48 AM | Permalink | Comments

Watch the Official FIFA World Cup 2010 video Waka Waka (This Time For Africa) by Shakira below!! Have fun identifying the colourful random objects tangled in her hair and not just stare at her boobs!!








Also click on my link HERE for brilliant FIFA and other footie merchandise by Adidas (an official sponsor for FIFA 2010).



Let the football madness begin, y'all.




xoxo,
ah ling

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Posted by Ah Ling at 12:49 PM | Permalink | Comments

The late Yasmin Ahmad's videos never fail to elicit though-provoking responses. And rightly so, as you will see in the latest one 'Funeral'.





Life is indeed too short for time-wasting conflicts.

Labels: Blog, musings, random videos, relationships, self

Posted by Ah Ling at 4:13 AM | Permalink | Comments

Was just clicking on random music videos on Youtube, when I came across this video:




Check out the girl getting tattooed in traditional Japanese style also known as 'irezumi' or 'horimono' which infuses bold colours.


But anyway, after that video, I found a remix which also appears on Hard Trance Bootlegs 2008 CD by Masif DJs. Which led me to google more info about the album, and I bought it from Amazon.co.uk. Lol.






Sigh...Yam feeling like getting another tattoo now, wistful thinking, wistful thinking ah ling....


P.S: Dreamt last nite that I was back in Malaysia, and was out with someone (Mum? The boyfriend? Can't remember who now) at a food court, and EVERYONE was bloody staring at my back, and I got so 'tulan' (pissed off) I purposely tied my hair back so they could have a better look -___-"

Labels: Blog, movies, random videos, self, shopping, tattoos

Posted by Ah Ling at 2:37 AM | Permalink | Comments

Yeah, apparently this contest was over 2 years ago -__-
But the reason why I'm blogging about it now is because of the guy singing below. Close your eyes and you'll hear Ariel the mermaid singing, open your eyes and you see the guy below singing..

Labels: Blog, random videos, WTF

Posted by Ah Ling at 5:20 AM | Permalink | Comments

Was at Meadowhall Shopping Mall at the Food Court, eating my McDonald's Quarter Pounder and watching the huge TV there when this song came on. I've heard it many times before but never knew whom it was by or what the name of the song was.
Enjoy!

Labels: random videos

Posted by Ah Ling at 8:05 PM | Permalink | Comments

You know, the game where you control the snake going around the screen of your handphone. Watch what happens when the 'snake' is made out of humans. Pfft. 'Chiak par seong engh' (loose translation of Hokkien = eat full already nothing better to do) lar these people. But interesting. Heh. Enjoy!

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Posted by Ah Ling at 9:30 PM | Permalink | Comments

Shucks, look what I found floating around in cyberspace. Totally forgot about this, man.





*paiseh, runs away and hides under the table*

Labels: donny, musings, random videos, self

Posted by Ah Ling at 10:17 PM | Permalink | Comments

OMFG!OMFG!OMFG!



SO FREAKING CUTE!! *melts away into a puddle of nothingness* It's quite amazing the way a small little ball of fluff can melt anyone's heart. I just watched this hamster video and the featured small critter was soooooooooooo cute it just made me want to run out and get a hamster and a bit of popcorn!!I also felt like playing with its ears but please ignore this sentence because it is really late and I'm talking nonsense.


The video is below. Extreme cuteness overload.



MUST.STOP.WATCHING.VIDEO.OVERANDOVERAGAIN.








So anyone of you who owns hamsters ready to feed your pet with popcorn yet?




xoxo,
ah ling

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Posted by Ah Ling at 2:47 AM | Permalink | Comments

You see, I find it really ironic that "Coffee, Tea and Me" was the heading above his head HERE. Especially since we share a mutual kind of hatred and wish to stab whoever says dislike towards whoever says "Coffee, tea or Me?". Yeah yeah, it's not exactly the same, the difference is only A word.


Anyway, I only found out about Andrew's involvement in the L'Oreal Purezone contest, remember Nescafe Kickstart competition? Yeah, it's like that, which involves giving the winner an opportunity to pursue his/her interest.


Andrew 1 year + ago. He looks different now. Really. Click HERE to find out as well as to vote for him.





His concept is a fusion of a kopitiam (coffee shop) with art. Yup, the artist in him will never die apparently.




See more of him explaining his concept below. The videographer SUCKS BALLS man. Like, REALLY BAD. Okay, probably I CANNOT do a much better job, but I would certainly try. I was telling Andrew that I felt like shooting the videographer in the balls, but then he told me that the cameraman was actually a SHE. And so I mentally shot another part of the body's anatomy.
Check out the "I will bring it to heaven with me" part complete with the waving of hands in the air. Totally suffering from 'SADD' (Severe Attention Deficit Disorder) man, but I sayang Ah Drew and so I voted for him.






I think the concept is really interesting. I'm not an artsy-fartsy person, however, but I think that artistically inclined people will find it interesting that they have a place to express themselves to a similar crowd?


Please take time off to check out his video and to vote for him if you agree with his concept?


The link is HERE again, and if you notice the huge-ass painting behind him, well, I WANTED (AND STILL WANT) THAT PAINTING AND HE REFUSED TO GIVE IT TO ME LAST YEAR. Ptooiii *spits*
Nice to know he didn't give it away to someone else though.



xoxo,
ah ling



P.S : This is probably not the best time to bring it up, but Ah Drew, You still owe me my fish painting from 6 years ago. Or has the 'debt' been paid? XD *hugs*

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Posted by Ah Ling at 1:46 AM | Permalink | Comments

Not as hot as Beyonce, but still quite funny. Enjoy..

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Posted by Ah Ling at 10:41 PM | Permalink | Comments

..was successful. Control over weak mind NOT to got shopping was unsuccessful =(

Crazy. Madness. Siao.Gila. Weak. Bah.


But you all already knew that right?


Really really wanted to post some pictures up, but because of a really really unexpected crisis, all I want to do now is just cry and curl up to sleep but I can't because I stupidly washed my hair as my mind was somewhere else. Bah.



So I know that I said that I would post a picture of a Malaysian dish which I ate recently, but I am too lazy to search for it right now, so here's a few piccas of the before, after and during the Man U vs. Intermilan pre-season friendly match. Man U lost, btw.




The tickets, muahahaha.






Scoreboard.







Mascot on the field. Awaiting the moment when we would actually catch a life-changing glimpse of the players.







Here's a short video clip to let you guys know how it felt like to be there before the match. Watch my friend ignore me =(









Watch the players coming out to the field. I think you can hear ah karen and I scream and scream and scream. Gosh, I didn't know we screamed so much. In fact, I didn't know that we actually possessed the capability to scream that much. Girls. Heh.






Also we saw something we NEVER expected to see. Shall I just say that 'it' consisted of something really white and two balls?







All photos and videos courtesy of ah karen.






xoxo,
ah ling

Labels: friends, photos, random, random videos, travel

Posted by Ah Ling at 12:07 AM | Permalink | Comments

Darling people, I am off to watch the match in a while, but before I leave, I would like you all to waste 8 seconds of your life watch this video of a deranged murderer in my flat. Listen to what he says when he is done.








xoxo,
ah ling

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Posted by Ah Ling at 9:18 PM | Permalink | Comments

*sponsored post*





Gosh darn, when I was much younger I always wanted to be a spy! And I did *Sweat* okay, actually it was something more of being a Private Investigator sort of thing (please, darling friends, don't ask, I want to put it behind me, and NO, I am not talking about spying on my other half either). But anyway, starting from the 28th of June, Michael Weston, a CIA Operative on USA Network's Burn Notice will show us his skills. Ultimately (and very sad but true), those are skills that I will never possess.

But anyhow, here's a video of me embarrassing myself telling you about how to make a hollow book and why you should sacrifice those textbooks.

Labels: PPP, random, random videos

Posted by Ah Ling at 5:31 AM | Permalink | Comments

*Advertisement*






Please excuse the expletive(s) =)

Okay, the video was about me actually marinating and coacting the shrimp and then frying them because fried shrimp are yum! Anyway, there are loads more Seafood Recipes out there so try them out and impress your guests when they come over for dinner.

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Posted by Ah Ling at 3:14 PM | Permalink | Comments

What has going to the UK done to you?!? But i guess I can't blame the country eh, since we are all damn spasticated you were always spastic even before you left. Were you stoned or did you have a 'fling' with Mr. Daniels or even Ms. Barcardi right before making this video?! *sweating like mad*




Video stolen from HERE.

Labels: random videos

Posted by Ah Ling at 11:54 PM | Permalink | Comments