I'm laptop-less again today.That's all I can say.And since most of my entry for (what was supposed to be)this blog post is in there, I can't blog about what I originally intended to blog about. (<--so long-winded).
p.s: Since i didn't have any water-chestnuts at home, the green apples worked just fine for my wanton filling.
The penguin boyfriend remembered!! (and here i was thinking that I didn't even tell him about it). I love you penguin.
Won't be around this weekend. Will be away on an outreach programme. Knowing that at least one kid (okay, maybe more) will walk away feeling a little bit more optimistic in life makes it worthwhile. Plus, there even is some celeb factor . Yup, she should be going too. Not forgetting the guy I shouted at over the phone that day Niki Cheong.
Please ignore my choice of words for my blog post title today. I am just trying to see if by putting total random words in the title it will score more hits in search engines than more hair in that bitch's cibai.
I want to tell you all a story. Please note that under other circumstances, i would never bitch about this, unless of course, the person deserves it. Badly.
Anyway, don't you hate it when you don't even know a particular person, and all of a sudden you find out she has been STALKING you, she reads your friends' blogs constantly to find out about YOU, she bitches about you in her friendster shoutout, she even dedicates the whole space in her friendster profile to bitching about YOU. Wow. Damn flattering rite?
I mean, how pathetic can a person get?Oh hey, gotta give the person a name right? Why not ET. No, not that cute adorable alien in the aforementioned hit show. This is a STALKER!!! MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
I would also feel frightened if that person was stalking me, cos i would keep feeling that she would rape me. And if that does happen, then all i would have to do is to tell the penguin boyfriend then i would say her life would end early and she would just have to meet her Maker earlier than she thought.
Oh, and by the way, 2 of the "cina" blouses can buy only ONE REVERSIBLE COACH tote. What to do. Kookai mah. Bukan baju cap pantat punya.
You want a war so badly, you get the war.
P.S: Hey my usual closet readers, this post isn't meant for you all at all. The piccas will be on the way, then you may all salivate at our wine and dine esperiences that most people will only get to do once in a long while. Muahahahaha. No lah, no lah, joking only. But seriously, whoever reads my blog and feels offended, well, you ain't supposed to be here, bitch. Piss off!
1) i am feeling fat. And I accidentally shouted at Niki on the phone just now. Because i was driving. And i didn't have my bluetooth headset on. And my loudspeaker wasnt clear. And I kept hearing him saying "Piki!! Piki!!" when i asked who it was. And also because i thought it was DONNY PLAYING ANOTHER OF HIS INFAMOUS BLOWJOBS PRANK CALLS ON ME. *shakes fist at Donny* I shouted " Who the fuck is this?". OOOOPS.
2) I am looking for a car bonnet. one that will fit a Proton Saga/ Proton Wira. Yeah. undamaged, doesnt' need to be a new car bonnet. Anybody willing to sell me one?
3) The penguin boyfriend is happily bumming around. Lucky him. *Growls*
4) The wedding we attended!! HORROR SIAL. Wanna know why ar? Ask me if you see me and i'll tell you why. Okay, ONE reason why was because the food was horribly sucky. yet ANOTHER reason why is because there was dangdut and line-dancing which started in between the 3rd and 4th course and continued till the end. Luckily there was no karaoke. I would definitely have killed myself by smashing my cup on my head and then using the broked shards to slice my aorta. And the 2nd reason would be because the cameraman who was doing a 'live-broadcast' seems to be (in Julius's own words ) " the cameraman from the Blair Witch Project. (Think jerky movements!! Camera bouncing here and there!! Zooming in at weird angles!!!) Pening like mad-lah.