Ah Ling's blog.

..no longer remains a mystery. The sohai bank sent my cards BACK TO MALAYSIA. WTF would I need my debit cards back in Malaysia for? to go shopping there in pounds issit!!?!

Damn cipet lah. Now have to wait for them to cancel my cards and issue me with new ones. Tiu.






This is me:










xoxo,
a quite tulan ah ling.

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Posted by Ah Ling at 7:55 PM | Permalink | Comments

And when I say that, I mean enough of dim sum already!! The next person to invite me out for dim sum is going to get sprayed in the eyes with my pepper spray.









Unless you happen to be paying for my share or IF I sudenly crave dim sum again(highly unlikely) then it's alright and my pepper spray retains its virginitynobody gets sprayed anywhere.






xoxo,
ah ling

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Posted by Ah Ling at 10:04 PM | Permalink | Comments

Believe me ; sometimes frustration has the ability to make people feel like knocking their heads on the wall repeatedly. Check out the blood splatter, man. I'm a sadist since I like drawing nonsense like this. This makes you one too (okay, in a way) since you are looking at it. Thanks for wasting a few seconds of your life marveling at my masterpiece, and a few more reading this. You guys are fantastic, really.





xoxo,
ah ling

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It is supposed to be a hamster.




xoxo,
ah ling

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Posted by Ah Ling at 10:24 PM | Permalink | Comments

Yes, they are, but I sure as heck miss the days when bananas didn't seem suggestive or had any connotations of a sexual nature to them.




Banana.




All I could think about when drawing the banana above was "Penis! Penis!". I don't know about you, but that's just me. And if you just read that sentence and thought "Penis!" then you are a pervert.



xoxo,
ah ling

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Posted by Ah Ling at 2:25 AM | Permalink | Comments

...you'd rush to pull your skirt down, obviously. And I am a very bad artist (explains why I could fail art miserably in school last time), but I really had nothing better to do when I drew this:




A tribute to those who wear really short skirts when faced with strong wind blowing.


Do you like my censoring? I call it "poor man's mosaic", since ah drew helped me reformat my lappy, I can't seem to find Photoshop CS anywhere within my hard disc.But then again I can't seem to find my porn collection anywhere either. Bleh.




xoxo,
ah ling

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Posted by Ah Ling at 3:54 PM | Permalink | Comments

I know, what a weird ass (sic) title right? Let me explain.


Back in my Diploma year, we used to combine lecture halls with other courses for certain subjects. And for one particular subject (forgot what subject already-lah), there used to be a few girls from other courses who would happen to be sitting in front of us most of the time. But that's quite alright see, since, well, normal-lah, other people from other courses sitting all jumbled up in the hall. But i digress.


Anyway, one of the girls (sorry, but she was quite fat ) from the group used to wear really low-riding jeans, so naturally when sitting in front of us we would get a good view of her, erm, to put it delicately (okay, there is no way to say this delicately), her ass crack.

Actually just the ass crack flashing would be fine, since admittedly, a few people would have seen mine (and yours for the matter), and well, hey, it's just an ass crack. But the horror. She had really BAD cellulite AND she had a sun tattoo right over the ass crack.

Now, fathom this; the cellulite looked like really bad cracks on the skin, plus the sun tattoo right over it.

Okay, can't imagine? I help you imagine, okay.




sorry, obviously my drawing sucks but it looks something like this okay. Of course her sun tattoo doesnt look like that but hey! Imagine it for yourself.


And so Jackie said it looked like the sun caused the cracking earth (cos' the sun dried up everything). Hhmmm.... =.=""


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Back to Melaka tomorrow. Yay!!




xoxo,
ah ling

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