Ah Ling's blog.

Today, I nearly died on the waxing table. It was an extremely painful (comparable to time I got tattooed) affair.






Photo credit from HERE




I laughed and laughed in pain. No tears *proud of self*! Surprisingly I felt no shame at 'spreading my legs wide open' for a total stranger to prod and pull and peek at my *ehem*. Prolly cos all my dignity vanished as soon as the bikini wax technician 'announced' loudly to the roomful of waiting people that I was having waxing done o.O



I swear to God humans are weird creatures, yes we are. We work our butts off to pay ridiculous amounts of money to put ourselves through the most torturous things we can fathom. Repeat cycle.



Bali in 3 days, bitches.



xoxo,
ah ling



P.S: A hairless pussy is easier to maintain. No kidding. Really! See below to understand that I'm not just talking cock.












Check out the hairless and wrinkly pussy below:




FML What were you thinking about?! -__-"" Tsktsktsk.

Enough pussy talk. Laters.

Labels: Blog, life oh life, musings, random, WTF

Posted by Ah Ling at 12:01 AM | Permalink | Comments

Ted Baker sandals, nike shoes, branded bags, Dorothy Perkins, Warehouse dresses and many more to come hopefully before I lose my enthusiasm to take pictures and upload them.


Have decided that having a mountain of clothes, shoes and bags in my room is not going to do me any good, all the more since I have never or hardly used most of my stuff. Having given aways literally many boxes of clothing and more, my room was de-cluttered. And then along came the boxes we shipped from our life in UK.


And so, quite reluctantly, I am selling my stuff =/ Kinda sad but hey! Might as well sell them to people who will use them right?



One of the items on sale there:



My beloved Ted Baker sandals =(


Hop on over to ahlingpunyastore to see if anything catches your fancy. Let me know if the prices are workable, gimme feedback, leave me a comment marriage proposals accepted too, anything!


xoxo,
ah ling

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Posted by Ah Ling at 12:05 AM | Permalink | Comments

I put "Sorry" in inverted commas.

Because I do not think that she was sorry at all. Yes, maybe sorry for getting caught. Maybe she is sorry because her mother who is also a single parent (since when does being the child of a single parent give you the right to use your family background to murder animals!?!?!) had to close her 'chee cheong fan' stall. But sorry for murdering the poor kitten?? HAHFUCKINGHAH.


Screw your excuses. Screw your insincere sorry. Screw your police report which contained your address btw since you were afraid of those threats. Screw your apology letter. SCREW YOU.


I'm no cat lover, but as an animal lover, whatever you did was simply deplorable and inhumane.

I know of friends who come from broken families. I know of people who have had their whole families perish in horrific accidents. I have friends who come from single parent families. Friends who have never known one of their parents. Hey, EVERYBODY HAS PROBLEMS, BE IT FAMILY, MONETARY, PERSONAL OR ALL OF THE ABOVE. And guess what you twat? NOT A SINGLE ONE OF THEM HAVE ACTED THE WAY YOU DID.



I truly believe you are mentally-disturbed, but I think you were well aware of whatever you did. To smack the kitten repeatedly with your umbrella and then walk off only to return later to throw the kitten's body and stomp on it and then kicking it aside.

Your mother, the sole bread-winner for your family, should watch the video, and then maybe she can fully comprehend whatever we are all angry about.


Monster. I've seen more remorse on dead fish.


Thriving on 3 hours plus of sleep on Sunday was well worth it for me. But obviously you wouldn't dare come down to face us, the angry crowd innit?






Spot the ah ling. Us looking at the police report. Picture from Komunitikini.




We were also quite disappointed at DAP. You may insist that you have no political agenda towards this whole incident, but by doing certain things on Sunday, you certainly implied otherwise.


And as for Jabatan Perhilitan who were present with the books 'Laws of Malaysia'?
We cannot accept your answers. The suspect is no longer a suspect since she has admitted to all and 'apologised'. The video is concrete evidence. What are you going on and on about for about having to 'investigate'?! WTF?! And then what, RM200 fine?


I'm not even going to put your picture on my blog, because:
1. I can't bear to stand the sight of you
2. People actually pay good money to advertise on my site, hence talking about you in a couple of blog posts is enough, don't want your face to be here too.
3. I feel like you
4. I hate you
5. I hate you


For those who would like to see what she looks like, click HERE.


To sign a petition to push for much-needed punishment for animal abusers, please click HERE.


Chow Xiao Wei, I hope that kitten haunts you till your dying days. Don't forget about dear Karma who is a bitch.

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Posted by Ah Ling at 10:09 PM | Permalink | Comments

God, the internet is a fabulous thing.

With search engines like Google and others, you can find almost anything.

Haven't seen much news on the kitty cat abuser who stomped and smacked the poor innocent little thing to its horrific death in the newspaper, so I Googled it.


And look what we have floating online:

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=110631&id=1323224420&fbid=1901493700060

Great detective work to all those who helped in making the connection to the person in the video and the person's profile in Facebook.



To those who have not watched the video or have no inkling what I'm talking about, please watch the video below as a reminder that such crap exists in the human race.being hung from a big toe upside down 10 stories in the air while having pieces of flesh clipped off bit by bit with a pair of blunt nail clippers is too good for you piece of shit





*UPDATE* according to a comment on the Youtube site, she (yes, it's a tomboy, not a guy) has been arrested and will hold a press conference to apologize. Let's see in a few hours time whether this is true or not.

Labels: Crap Masquerading as Humans™, life oh life, random videos, WTF

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