Ah Ling's blog.

..my classmates are pretty fucked up. There's this bitch who NEVER bothers to acknowledge my smile at her. Hello cunt? Why can't you just freakin' smile even if you don't know/like me? Because if you smile at me then your bulu ketiak will suddenly multiply by the thousands issit?!! Chau hai betul.

And to those fuckers who actually managed to pull off that little 'stunt' of switching group numbers with my group, don't think i will forget about this incident. I may be lazy and playful but I AM NOT STUPID. AND NEITHER ARE THE REST OF MY GROUP MEMBERS. (its not about who's turn it is, just the principle of it all. If they had asked we would have gladly given it to them.)

ARGH.. Fuck you (extremely unfriendly) morons. You can all go and eat shit.

Posted by Ah Ling at 2:19 PM | Permalink

Grandma writes,

The other day I went to the local Christian book store
and saw a honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker.
I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had
just come from a thrilling choir practice, followed
by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the
sticker and put it on my bumper.

On my way home I was stopped at a red light at a
busy intersection, just lost in the thought about the
Lord and how good He is. I didn't notice the light
had changed.

It's a good thing someone else loves Jesus because
if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed.
I found that lots of people love Jesus.

Why ?

Well, while I was sitting there, the guy behind me
started honking like crazy, and then he leaned
out and screamed, "for the love of God, Go! Go!"
What a cheerleader he was for Jesus.

Everyone started honking !
I just leaned out my window and started waving
and smiling at all these loving people. I even
honked my horn a few times to share in the love.
I saw one guy waving with only his middle finger
stuck up in the air. When I asked my teenage
grandson in the back seat what that meant, he
said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign
or something. So I leaned out and gave him the
good luck sign back. My grandson burst out
laughing, even he was enjoying this religious
experience right along with me.

A couple of people were so caught up in the joy
they got out of their cars and started toward me.
I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I
attended, but this is when I noticed the light
had changed...

So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers, and
drove on through the intersection. I noticed I
was the only car that got through before the light
changed again and I felt kind of sad that I had to
leave after all the love we had shared.

So, I slowed my car down , learned out my window
and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign
one last time as I drove away.

Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks !

Love, Grandma....

Posted by Ah Ling at 11:05 AM | Permalink

got this from the PAWS newsletter ( yes, i am a member )



What exactly are cats?

1. Cats do what they want, when they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're totally unpredictable.
4. They whine when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play they want to be left alone.
6. When you want to be alone they want to play.
7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
8. They're moody.
9. They leave their hair everywhere.
10. They drive you nuts.

Conclusion: Cats are small women in fur coats. =.=

Posted by Ah Ling at 1:32 PM | Permalink

not love. yes, well, actually its the smell of salted fish. Blergh..

i broke my shopping ban today. ( Bad ah ling. BAD BAD BAD ah ling.)

not onli is she bad, she is also broke now.. =(
but its all good!! i love the stuff i bought!! ^_^ *happi!!* (<--to quote Joyce)


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yesterday night in Mr W.K's car:

ah ling : what's the name of the hamster cartoon i like? ( Hamtaro!!)

him : ermm...erm...

ah ling : WHAT? you don't remember? it's not as if i haven't told you the name
before..

him : ermm.. Mashimaro ar? *sweat*

ah ling : NO. So? If you can't get it right i'm going to whack you on the head with
my sandal.. *takes off right sandal*

him : *sweats even more excessively* any clues?

ah ling : it's a HAMster..

him : *silent for a really really long while and eyes raised sandal pensively*
Hamtaro!!! the orange or brown one right *exhales*

ah ling : yes. but i onli like the orange one.

him : i'm colourblind lah. Sometimes orange looks brown and sometimes brown
looks like its orange.


=.=""""

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One another note, anybody wants to teach me the Melbourne Shuffle??
Guess not huh....



Mood : Eeeep.
music : Modjo - Lady

Posted by Ah Ling at 11:57 AM | Permalink

yup =) *grins broadly*

Many many thankx to Karen, Ying, Jason and my parents for the flowers!! i even got an uber cute ( PINK!!) ring/toe-ring from Ying...

Convocation today was, erm, basically an excuse to cam-whore in black robes while holding on to flowers and soft toys.

Luckily i'm not allergic to pollen or else i would have cried!! ( cos cannot go near flowers mah...)

Time to bathe...

Posted by Ah Ling at 12:45 PM | Permalink

as the title states so, it wouldn't be a very good idea to name your child 'Tetek'.

was discussing this in class on friday( obviously when the lecturer was teaching)

why shouldn't you do so?
Well, imagine if your child had the same surname as mine (Lu).
His/Her name would be Tetek Lu. ( also means your tetek).

(Sorri ar Jon, gotta use your surname now.Don't hate me =) ) If your child's surname was 'Khoo' or 'Koo', then it would be 'Tetek Koo'( also means MY tetek)

okay, whatever.

who in their right mind would call their child 'tetek' anyway?!


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Convocation is tomorrow. I want flowers!! XD

Posted by Ah Ling at 7:22 PM | Permalink

am back in one piece.

Lets see how things went :

1) ikan bakar ( should have cam-whored with the huge ass lobster-lah!!)
2) Geographers
3) Jonker street
4) the 'playground'(<-- so NOT for kids.heh.)
5) tim sum @ 7.30am
6) yong tau foo ( got to meet "ponty" the python)
7) Friends cafe
8) dinner with his parents

had a great time!! thanks Ying n Jason for taking me around!!!!


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- Have to go to college tomorrow @ 6.45 am to collect the darn robe for the
convocation.
- am currently thinking of ways to cook the piece of wild boar meat in my freezer.
- am traumatized. Mr W.K took out what i thought was a smal piece of kangaroo skin (you know, the kind that ppl buy from Down Under as souvenirs), then i realized that that actually used to be a squirrel.=.='''' half the tail was gone, so was its head. it actually had its ballsack (erm. go to www.newgrounds.com and search for 'retarded animal babies'. look at one of the characters ( a foul-mouthed and horny one) and u can see its ballsack.( or testicles.whatever lar))
but anyway ended up using the hollows of the paws as finger puppets.


hahah! ( damn sad actually.am off! mother wants to hear about the malacca trip. aih.[sebenarnya interogation])

Posted by Ah Ling at 1:24 PM | Permalink

..last night yet yam so tired. My eyes feel tired. my body feels tired. getting old liao.

the mother has officially become Menopause queen lar.This means that she is so goddamned Emo over little things. Either she is menopausing or is emotionally unstable. Should i be slipping prozac/valium into her coffee?? Should she even be drinking coffee??!?

ARgh.Teteklar.

should be off to Malacca in a while, am waiting for Mr W.K to finish work first..going to get a little shut-eye in the meantime.

Posted by Ah Ling at 4:29 AM | Permalink

heh.

Joyce bluffed me! (<--say in little whiny girl's voice). She said that smoking dunhill reds would be able to make a person shit! ( or maybe it just can't work for me..)

hahah. no offence Joyce *hugs*!!

anyway realised that Feez has linked me to her blog, so i guess the only proper thing to do would be to link her back ( which i did!! =) )
I guess if you are a celebrity along the lines of Xiaxue or Kenny Sia and thousands of people actually link you to their blogs you couldn't really give a rats ass then eh?
Check out the anti-Xiaxue site. Warning! Do not open the site if your parents are around you! ( unless of course you don't think they would actually mind seeing pictures of the half-naked Sarong Party Girl.


Yam damn tired today, put it down to the weather.

Posted by Ah Ling at 12:27 PM | Permalink

yay! will be in Malacca this saturday n sunday for mr W.K's father's birthday dinner.

should be going to Geographers pub @ Jonker Street and for tim sum around 6 something the next morning with Jamie, Jason, Tracy, Wern...and hopefully (*crosses fingers*) mr W.K himself, although i seriously doubt he can wake up at that time.

Anyway will update after i'm back, then will compare entries, to see if things went the way they are supposed to, and who turned up for tim sum and who didn't.

Yam bored, had stupid MIS test today. Structured walkthrough eh? Never even heard of that term before today's test.

Must remember to text 'dad' to wish him happy birthday later today ( its alreadi 12 something a.m.!!). He is 57 years old!! ( 30 years older than his son).

how informative I am... boring sial.

Oh!! read something in the papers 2 days ago about a minister from the it department getting chased by a group of pigs?!?damn sad rite??


gnite ppl..

Posted by Ah Ling at 3:35 PM | Permalink | Comments

i want to be a hamster.

Hahah! Not really lar.


I have been exercising an enormous amount of willpower. I've been on my shopping ban, but do you know how difficult it is especially when places like MNG and ZARA and my NINE WEST is on sale?!!? *Takes a deep breath*


Tetek lar.

Time to bathe.

Posted by Ah Ling at 12:59 PM | Permalink

went to Cream @ Renaissance hotel on saturday nite ( actually by the time we reached there it was already 12am, so i guess it should be early sunday morning?)

the things we do.haih. Went to KLCC at 3.15 am. Of course there was no one around lar.Actually i turned into there cos i thought there would be a parking space around that area. Mana tau itu jalan menuju kepada KLCC lar.babi betul.
Anyway it was a'ight, since i managed to make an illegal u-turn without any cops seeing me.

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But one of my favourite jacket's sleeve ( the right sleeve) kena Andrew punya bleach. KNN!! hahah don't feel too bad about it Andrew, it was unintentional anyway. And his jeans n shirt n white underwear prolly got it worse than my jacket.HAHAH!

Don't really know what to blog about now, all i can say is that yesterday was quite a good day, even though i had to go to work though all i wanted to do was to continue burrying myself under his blanket, hug him and resume sleeping.
Bleh.Bleh.

Posted by Ah Ling at 5:26 AM | Permalink

I hope this bout of insomnia doesn't continue in the long run.

Anyhow, woke up a few times again during the night, had snatches of a fitful sleep, went gallavanting at 4.10 a.m. , ended up in USJ again. Left and found myself smack in the middle of a humongous jam around 8am.


am working later ( it's already 12 something am) in the day, will be partying after!! Happi (belated)Birthday Jackie!!

I am clueless as of what else to write about now. Shall go pack my clothes for later.


Have a good weekend people!

Posted by Ah Ling at 3:15 PM | Permalink