I don't want wine, give me a vine instead.
And before you call me names like a dumb___* (*choice of expeletives) and so on, I'll have you know that I am aware that if you don't have a grapevine, you can't get wine.
If you think that anyone you know has a love for wine, but you don't want to give the person a bottle ofsunshine love it lest you eb accused of driving him/her to alcoholism, here's a better solution.
How about giving them a vine for adoption instead?
The information on the site above lists the main features of the present as:
Presentation tin with all you need to have a vine dedicated to you or your chosen one for a whole year.
An explanation of the personalised gift.
A registration code that must be entered (either online or by post).
Directions and details about the Oxfordshire vineyard.
Unlimited visits for 12 months.
A Privilege card entitling you to wine sampling, a vineyard tour and most importantly a discount in the on-site wine shop.
Some information about wine.
A gift presentation certificate and pen.
Suitable for ages 18 years+.
Dimensions: 22.5 x 16.5 x 2.5cm.
How's that for a unique present? Only 29.95 pounds sterling and it's in stock!
Does this mean that I'll get to use the vine leaves from my adopted vine for cooking?
If you think that anyone you know has a love for wine, but you don't want to give the person a bottle of
How about giving them a vine for adoption instead?
The information on the site above lists the main features of the present as:
Presentation tin with all you need to have a vine dedicated to you or your chosen one for a whole year.
An explanation of the personalised gift.
A registration code that must be entered (either online or by post).
Directions and details about the Oxfordshire vineyard.
Unlimited visits for 12 months.
A Privilege card entitling you to wine sampling, a vineyard tour and most importantly a discount in the on-site wine shop.
Some information about wine.
A gift presentation certificate and pen.
Suitable for ages 18 years+.
Dimensions: 22.5 x 16.5 x 2.5cm.
How's that for a unique present? Only 29.95 pounds sterling and it's in stock!
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