Wednesday, August 30, 2006

tagged!

I got tagged by Jirwan and here it goes:


Seven things that scare me
- exams!!!
- getting fat
- the dark
- the thought of giving birth
- losing my purse/handphone
- needles
- driving a manual car

Seven things I like
- lepak-ing with close friends
- shopping!!
- roadtrips!!
- hamsters!!
- pulling/flapping animal ears
- hugs
- the penguing boyfriend

Seven important things in my room
- my bed
- my chargers(handphone/laptop/PDA)
- my clothes
- my pillows
- my air-con
- TV
- my books


Seven random facts about me
- I pierced my stomach 3 times, but it tore x 3 =(
- I like to hum/dance for no reason
- I sometimes think of things which happene before and i end up laughing to myself
(macam orang gila, wei) =.=""
- I am impulsive (which explains the 435200 things i bought which i don't need)
- i like hugs
- i talk to my dog
- i get bored easily

Seven things I plan to do before I die
- make more money
- drive a manual car!! (i'm learning all over again okay)
- travel more
- move to another continent
- inherit stuff (heheh)
- more roadtrips
- rape Micky Mouse

Seven things I can do
- cook italian food
- i can fart!!!
- sleep for really long hours (the penguinboyfriend is my 'sifu')
- stone
- bend my left thumb all the way back
- talk random nonsense and rubbish (just like this blog)
- collect rubbish

Seven things I can't do
- study
- stop dreaming of zombies
- be patient
- drive a manual car (yet!! <--just like Jirwan, heheh.)
- drink herbal soup
- look down from high places
- bake

Seven things I say the most
- wtf?!
- what?
- huh?
- fuck!!
- yaaaahhh?
- i'm bored.
- really-ah?


Seven people who will have to do this:
- Donny
- ah Drew
- ah karen
- Wei Men
- Puresoul89
- you
- and YOU!





xxx,
ah ling

Posted by Ah Ling at 2:46 PM |

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

I've gotta wash it more often.

(Oh, the title just sounds SO WRONG. But what were you dirty-minded people thinking about anyway?)



I'm talking about my buttbag here, by the way. I told my mum i'm washing my white bag, and she said (in cantonese) "wow, today must be a really auspicious day!!"



Damnit. -__-"




P.S: Identical post found in Donny's
blog.

Posted by Ah Ling at 12:10 AM |

Sunday, August 27, 2006

plate photoshoot

What do you do if you're really really bored at a chinese dinner?





You coordinate plate photoshoots:

Photo 1


Hair - chilli-wrapped spring onion (from the roasted piglet dish)
Eyes - pickled green chilli
Mouth - unused toothpick



Photo 2


Hair - chilli-wraped spring onion (from the roasted piglet dish)
Eyes - pickled green chilli + sweet sauce (from the roasted piglet dish)
Mouth - toothpick ( end coated in the same sweet sauce)






Meeps,
ah ling

Posted by Ah Ling at 5:33 PM |

Friday, August 25, 2006

roadtrip no.2 and a "screaming bitch".

roadtrip no.2 commenced today after a breakfast of tim sum in Taman Paramount.



See, even way back when i was in primary school, our essays/karangan and even 'pembinaan ayat' or sentences composed used to revolve around ONE FREAKING place. A place where everydonkeybody could 'berkelah' (picnic) and 'bermain layang-layang' (fly kites, uh, it just sounds wrong, but anyway...) atttttttt........................................................................................*JENG JENG JENG!!!*...........














.......... Pantai Morib. =.=""""




Anyhoo(<--this is not a typo), our teachers lied to us. Morib Beach is so muddy okay. And there are lots of little crabs running around. (Pssstt...the crabs there are real stupid. I wished i had a bucket, i could have collected so many to eat play masak-masak with.

Lots of pictures again, they are in the penguin'sboyfriend's camera, as usual.

so basically, today's route:

KL - Klang - Banting - Morib Beach - Sepang - KL

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well, stopped over at Sepang track to see the cars preparing for tomorrow's Merdeka Endurance Race. got into the pit, cos' security was really lax today.The penguin boyfriend was so happy, even though we were baking in the sun he didn't complain AT ALL. Yah, THAT HAPPY i tell you.


And there was a "Screaming bitch" there.


1) Question: Guess what car it was?
Answer : A Lamborghini Diablo.

2) Question: Why is it called a "screaming bitch"?
Answer : Because it "screams". The sound of it's engine is not unlike that of a
Formula 1's car, it is damn high-pitched, therefore the term
"screaming bitch".


Eugene, you should have been there. You would have loved it wei.

Also spotted at the track today : 2 lotus elises, a skyline, old porsche, satrias, loads of hondas (new civic included), an Evo, and a suzuki swift(wtf?!).




Let there be more "screaming bitches" tomorrow!!!!




xoxo,
a damn tired ah ling

Posted by Ah Ling at 1:13 AM |

Thursday, August 24, 2006

i don't know what i want.

the title above applies to many aspects of my life. But what i'm talking about specifically at this moment in time is i'm currently undecided whether to :

a) sleep
b) continue studying
c) sleep
d) "siew yin"
e) eat char kuay teow


i think i have to go to the toilet now.

*runs away before pee "terlepas"*




P.S: didn't have to stay the whole night at the hospital in the end
*happy ecstatic throws confetti and towel runs to toilet*

Posted by Ah Ling at 5:26 AM |

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

one night in hospital.

I'm off to spend one night in the hospital.

Wish me luck, people.

I'm bringing the bible, holy water, garlic and rosaries.
















Okay-lah, just kidding about the holy water, garlic and rosaries. But since the bible is in my PDA, well, it comes along too.




xoxo,
ah ling

Posted by Ah Ling at 5:40 PM |

Monday, August 21, 2006

School of Girls.

Presenting the 'School of Girls'.




xoxo,
ah ling

Posted by Ah Ling at 11:04 PM |

Xtreme Exposure

2 days off spread upon a weekend is never or seem to be enough for people who work on 5 days a week spread. In fact, before I can actually seep in all the goodness of the weekend and darn it, its over before I could feel the tension just going away.

Put it this way for easier translation.

Monday : Come any nearer, I swear I will bite!

Tuesday : Where am I and what’s my name?

Wednesday: I feel a fever coming, I foresee myself taking MC (Medical Leave or Minta Cuti)

Thursday: Dear God! Please come over and take me with you. Puuhhleeese!!!

Friday: Thank God it’s Friday. Woo Hoo!

Saturday: Wake up at 10am, feeling happy and all.

Sunday: by 6pm, Darn it, I’m going to work tomorrow. Let there be some tragedy, so there will be a public holiday. Damn Damn Damn!

So last night Sunday, lying down on bed, simply tired and all. Been rampaging thru my stuffs and setting my room all up. I decided to get crafty on my photo taking skills. It was really something I did not expect and imagine snapping all this on my Motorola RaZr V3x.

So here are the pictures and tell me what you think ok.

So you ready?

Are you ready?

Lets get it on!

20-08-06_0429 Picture 1 (Guess what this is)
Now isn't this a big piece of art? I find it extremely creative

20-08-06_0431 Picture 2 (Guess what this is)
This one was upclose and personal

Imagine what wonderful picture you can take from your phone. I love my macro shots. Takes really good pictures and quite fun too in playing.

Okay fine. I am just kidding okay. Its not real.

The first picture was my leg which is this :-

20-08-06_0430 My Leg... Hahahahaha!

The second picture was my fist which is:-

20-08-06_0432 My Fist!!! Hahahaha!

Have a good monday everyone.

Regards,
Donny

Posted by Donny Ang at 9:45 PM | | Comments

Sunday, August 20, 2006

belated post : lunch @ Sakae Sushi, The Curve.

today was going oh so well, till World War no.4395929 hell broke loose on the homefront. Ah well. Life goes on.

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well, the penguinboyfriend and i went to the Curve.Initially we were headed for Kim Gary, but somehow or rather, we ended up in Sakae Sushi.(in case you don't know about that place, well, you get to order your food at a screen which is available at every booth, send the order via that screen to the kitchen and they send the food to you!! Their salmon sushi is also CHEAP!! as in rm 1.90 for TWO pieces.)


Some of the food we ordered:




The blurpenguin boyfriend goes "Huh?"


*pictures taken with Motorola RAZR V3X*

P.S: Okay. This was supposed to be posted up on the 9th August, but blogger was PMS-ing then, same as me. But we're both fine now -__-"



Muah muah,

ah ling

Posted by Ah Ling at 1:45 AM | | Comments

Friday, August 18, 2006

i'm getting distracted.

This is the 5th bloody time i'm listening to this song to try and get the lyrics.


Why listen to it for the 5th time?




Because I got distracted during the earlier 4 times. That's why.

Posted by Ah Ling at 1:55 AM |

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Dear Lord, are you listening? / writing things in the wrong places

It seems He is.

After whatever drama earlier, i practically sobbed my heart out cried and cried. Was feeling really low when i came online then i saw this:

(Taken from HERE .)


Sand and Stone

A story tells that two friends were walking through the desert. During some point of the journey, they had an argument, and one friend slapped the other one in the face. The one who got slapped was hurt, but without saying anything, he wrote in the sand:

Today my best friend slapped me in the face.

They kept on walking, until they found an oasis, where they decided to take a bath. The one who had been slapped got stuck in the mire and started drowning, but his friend saved him. After he recovered from the near drowning, he wrote on a stone:

Today my best friend saved my life.

The friend, who had slapped and saved his best friend, asked him, “After I hurt you, you wrote in the sand, and now, you write on a stone, why?”

The other friend replied: “When someone hurts us, we should write it down in sand, where the winds of forgiveness can erase it away, but when someone does something good for us, we must engrave it in stone where no wind can ever erase it.”

Learn to write your hurts in the sand and to carve your blessings in stone.

Author unknown


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I realise that i write things in all the wrong places. Time for some serious self-evaluation.

Posted by Ah Ling at 12:08 AM |

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Lausy Jokes on Wednesday.

Okay peeps... Its Wednesday and its bad comedy on Wednesday. So here is my joke of the day.

And today's joke is:-

My family is so poor, If I wasn't a boy. I got notthing to play. (^_^)

Posted by Donny Ang at 10:32 PM | | Comments

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Something I live by

When I walk in to some place, I always love to make a grand entrance. So remember peeps, always remember this 3 rules before entering a room of people. Its always :-

  1. Face
  2. Attitude
  3. A little bit of Drama.

And just watch how people just stare at you when you walk pass them by. (o_O)

Posted by Donny Ang at 1:54 AM | | Comments

Monday, August 14, 2006

shared blogs.

okay, sharing is caring (ignore the pun please). Right? Right.

My extremely overdue account of my experiences of shared blogs.


1) Way back in 2004(or was it 2003?), I started a shared blog with the ex-boyfriend.
i've forgotten that blog's url, so it's prolly still somewhere around in cyberspace, or else blogspot has deleted it. Towards the end of our relationship, we started using that blog as a common battleground. When we broke up in January 2005, there went that blog. (End of story number 1)

2) a few months ago, ah Drew and i also had a shared blog. After a while both of us just got tired of crapping there i guess. But since we talk kok everytime we meet (the latest being today), our friendship is still there. So is the blog, by the way. (End of story number 2)

3) And now Donny is "sharing" my blog and i'm sort of "sharing" his. (End of story number 3)


okay, hahah. Now you all know the story of my experiences with "shared" blogs.


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On why my current blog's url is : www.pickmeuphere.blogspot.com



After breaking up in early January 05', i was one heck of a bitter person. Jaded, burnt, suicidal even(<-- i very emo - lah). After one month or so of crying everyday (a few times a day even!!), i begun to warm up to the idea of being single and staying single. Heck, i even loved it okay. Freedom being the keyword here. Hence the url :www.PICKMEUPHERE.blogspot.com. When i started this blog in February 2005 (see my archives - lah!!), i was still enjoying being single.

What i did NOT know was that sometime towards the end of February, i had already met the penguin boyfriend. i even got molested by a freakin' clown on the same day =.="

Fast forward to the next month (March) and we got together,thus ending my freedom single days. And we've been together ever since. And i hope that this will last forever. Even though sometimes I bug Jamie for a 'refund', and she tells me that he is mine to keep until he expires. Hahah! -__-""

But for me, my story is not over yet (wanna eat my wedding cake soon, anyone?MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH) cos' hopefully in less than a year's time i'll most probably end up in UK (and hopefully in australia after that for GOOD.) Okay, storytime's over. Now you know a little bit more about my shared blogs and me.


xoxo,
ah ling



Posted by Ah Ling at 6:50 PM |

things change.

1 more month (or so). We'll see.

Posted by Ah Ling at 2:12 AM |

Friday, August 11, 2006

i love road trips.

Especially inpromptu, on-the-spot ones.

*ecstastic happy happy joy joy*


Can you tell i went on one today?


Yeah.It was either go back to Malacca (but we were short of time), go to Morib Beach(where the heck it is, not one of us knew) or up to Genting. And so we visited Uncle Lim's man-made land of sin adult playground.

Up there for three hours and what did we do? We had Hainanese chicken rice and Starfucksbucks. And we cam-hoed. A lot. Providing free entertainment to the strangers sitting on the seats outside First World Plaza. You'll see what i mean if when i upload the pictures. Most of them are in the penguin'sboyfriend's camera anyway.

I love road trips.



The weekend is here and I can't enjoy it. Busy this weekend. Dang it. But you guys better make the most of it!! ^_^



<3,
ah ling

Posted by Ah Ling at 10:59 PM |

Dragon Tiger Gate


Today I was having my supper; as usual the Illegal walk-in DVD seller approached me asking me to buy movies. Usually I would turn them down as I am pretty much not bothered to watch movies due to my so called hectic schedule that I am up against. I seriously did not know why I actually took the DVD’s and started browsing around looking for movies. I must be pretty bored to find entertainment like this since I shifted.

Well I happen to come across this movie called “Dragon Tiger Gate”. Well it seems most Asians are really anticipating in watching this movie. So here is my review about it. Seriously what I am about to say is the truth and honest opinion of myself towards the movie.

I seriously have to agree with Kenny Sia’s blog post on this. Its pretty much a Loreal commercial and also a Nokia Advert. Place situated in like some kampong place where everybody walks around. You pretty much don’t see any cars or anything but hey, They have handphones. All of them seem to use nokia handphones. Which is so strange to begin with but when the guys is injured, the girl carries them on a wheel cart and carries them to a mountain to get heal? Its absolutely BULLOCKS strange when you see this. Everything seems to be old but new in a certain kind of way.

The visual effects are very smooth I would say. The fighting skills are good but not as good as how you would see in a Jet Li production. It makes it look like they all have special powers. Maybe that’s why they show a comic pages flipping around. Could be one of those Chinese kung fu comics I believe so.

Let me not spoilt the whole story cause I want you guys to watch it too. So just to tell you, The moral of the story is “No matter what the shit is, Big Brother is there to settle it”

Posted by Donny Ang at 2:31 AM | | Comments

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Tried this before?

Last time, I used to do this to a friend. I replace his whole contact's bottle solution with absolute vodka.

Imagine when he use his contacts in the morning....

Just wait for the screams!!!

Posted by Donny Ang at 1:51 AM | | Comments

ducks.

I have never gotten to feed ducks in a park. Hopefully in a year's time or so, i will be able to do this in another continent. *crosses fingers and toes knocks on wood spits between fingers prays*

Posted by Ah Ling at 1:44 AM |

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

whether you'd like to know this or not,

being assfuckedbanged is not a good feeling at all.

Posted by Ah Ling at 9:41 AM |

Monday, August 07, 2006

How can a guy with a "boring" lifestyle become more attractive to your women?

The single most important thing you can do in your life, both for yourself and when it comes to attracting your women is to become an interesting guy.The easiest way to do this is to "err on the side of action." What that means is to take advantage of every opportunity that comes your way.

If you come to a fork in the road, take it. If you are deciding whether or not to take a trip, go! Deciding whether to eat somewhere new or go to your same old favorite spot? Try something new! The more you do this, the more you will enrich your life with experiences... and gain wisdom and knowledge that will make women want to know more about you and the more experiences you have, the more interesting things you will have to talk about with women... and the more likely you will be to relate to something they have done.

For example, when she says, "That reminds me of a place in Langkawi," you can say, "Oh yeah... I know what you mean." When she tells you she loves a certain malaysian food, you can tell her about that wonderful little places you discovered that day when you decided to drive past your favorite spot and find something new.

Always remember; we never regret the things we do, only the things we haven't done. Start to live this every single day, and you'll be amazed at just how quickly your women notice.
Well, think about it this way: Women hate to make decisions.

You know how they say that women constantly change their minds about everything? Well, it's absolutely true.Women can make decisions, but they don't like to which is exactly why women love a man who is decisive.

How to show her you're a decisive man, and how to let her know you're the catch of the century...

Decisiveness is a predominantly male trait. And to a woman, there is nothing more manly than a guy who knows what he wants, and is confident enough to be a man and lead her to do things and go places he knows are fun and exciting. When a man does this, it gives her a sense of stability and security that she longs for, and puts her at ease by taking the burden of making a decision off her plate. Unfortunately, many men are afraid to do this because they fear that a woman won't be happy with the decisions they make. We've all made this mistake at one time or another, and gotten into one of those, "I don't know... what do you want to do?" conversations that women hate.

But in romance, as in dancing, a man must lead with a firm and gentle hand. Remember this every time you are talking to your woman from now on. If you're going somewhere to eat, tell her you know of a great such and such restaurant. If she objects, don't say, "Well where do you want to go?", simply suggest another one. Your decisiveness "which translates into "manliness" plays a huge role in whether or not she decides to sleep with you. So give her what she wants by gently leading her where you want. She'll thank you for it.

A woman can tell as soon as you walk up to her whether you "care" or not if it goes well.
If she can sense that you "only have eyes for her," she won't have any reason to try to impress you, because she knows that you have already made up your mind about her.On the other hand, if she senses that you are just out having fun and will leave in an instant if she says or does something you don't agree with, she will be on her best behavior to try and impress you and keep you around. It's ironic in how it works, but it's absolutely true.

Posted by Donny Ang at 2:42 AM | | Comments

Sunday, August 06, 2006

something's come up.

read Donny's blog to find out what i'm talking about. Explanations later.





Muah,
ah ling

Posted by Ah Ling at 5:07 PM |

Saturday, August 05, 2006

megasale,ahlingsale

OMFG, i'm on sale.


ah ling on sale HERE!!!!


PROMOSI PROMOSI!!




p.s: Happi bumming around this weekend people.Will be out of kay elle for a while. Enjoy the weekend!!



xoxo,
ah ling

Posted by Ah Ling at 3:47 AM |

Friday, August 04, 2006

ah ling emo.

As promised, the emo picca of me i was supposed to upload yesterday.

Posted by Ah Ling at 7:31 PM |

emo as emo can be.

yeah. i've even got a picture of myself to prove it, but blogger hates me all of a sudden. Damnit, it was behaving so well just now until I left my laptop for a while to go 'pangsai'actually more like 'laosai' but do you really care?.

So no photo for now.



The moral of the story is : Shit happens naturally, and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

Posted by Ah Ling at 3:15 AM |

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

bleary-eyed ah ling

i could just fall asleep right now. And i'm prolly going to after this. Beh tahan already i tell you. What a day to have this stupid fucked up crisis emergency.
At least now I have the numbers of three 24-hour locksmiths.

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I know now why people get irritated whenever others ask them when they are going to get married. Gee, i've been legal for only 8 months. Please quit asking me when i'm going to get married. how come nobody ever asks me when i'm going to get my breast implants or something??!?

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God, if you're doing all this to test our faith in you, well, we're still hanging on in there.Amen.





xoxo

with much love from a bleary-eyed ah ling

Posted by Ah Ling at 6:37 PM |

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