I was such a cow dot com / bad angles make ah ling fat
Eeewww, was looking at pictures on my Facebook account and godamnit, I was so damned FAT I couldn't even recognize myself in my class photo back in 2002.
Seriously. Iwassuchacowdotcom.
Even looking at photos from 2 years ago made me cringe.
This photo is a perfect example of what bad angles + a fat ah ling will look like:
Shit, I was so fucking ROUND. The HORROR.

Taken in Langkawi on the suspension bridge at the cable cars' place.
And this was taken 5 months ago.

Okay, self-criticism and self-mockery time over.
Ah ling out.
Seriously. Iwassuchacowdotcom.
Even looking at photos from 2 years ago made me cringe.
This photo is a perfect example of what bad angles + a fat ah ling will look like:
Shit, I was so fucking ROUND. The HORROR.
Taken in Langkawi on the suspension bridge at the cable cars' place.
And this was taken 5 months ago.
Okay, self-criticism and self-mockery time over.
Ah ling out.
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