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ET = black watermelon. Sex with sluts.War. Bitch slap. Tag Heuer Aquaracer. SKII. Coach. Gucci 70%sales. ISD.

EDIT: In case you guys don't understand what's going on, well, please read
When you have it, Show it, when you don't have it, Fake like you own it! and Happy Weekend.. The Most Memorable one!!.


Please ignore my choice of words for my blog post title today. I am just trying to see if by putting total random words in the title it will score more hits in search engines than more hair in that bitch's cibai.


I want to tell you all a story. Please note that under other circumstances, i would never bitch about this, unless of course, the person deserves it. Badly.

Anyway, don't you hate it when you don't even know a particular person, and all of a sudden you find out she has been STALKING you, she reads your friends' blogs constantly to find out about YOU, she bitches about you in her friendster shoutout, she even dedicates the whole space in her friendster profile to bitching about YOU. Wow. Damn flattering rite?

I mean, how pathetic can a person get?Oh hey, gotta give the person a name right? Why not ET. No, not that cute adorable alien in the aforementioned hit show. This is a STALKER!!! MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.

I would also feel frightened if that person was stalking me, cos i would keep feeling that she would rape me. And if that does happen, then all i would have to do is to tell the penguin boyfriend then i would say her life would end early and she would just have to meet her Maker earlier than she thought.

Oh, and by the way, 2 of the "cina" blouses can buy only ONE REVERSIBLE COACH tote. What to do. Kookai mah. Bukan baju cap pantat punya.


You want a war so badly, you get the war.


P.S: Hey my usual closet readers, this post isn't meant for you all at all. The piccas will be on the way, then you may all salivate at our wine and dine esperiences that most people will only get to do once in a long while. Muahahahaha. No lah, no lah, joking only. But seriously, whoever reads my blog and feels offended, well, you ain't supposed to be here, bitch. Piss off!

PPP Direct I adopted a cute lil' mouse fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!