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So how many calories did I burn yesterday?

Taken from a Friendster bulletin..



Kissing someone for 1 minute burns 26
calories.

Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....
while
burning 32 calories.

Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like
taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth

Having nice sex burns 358 calories.

Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543
calories.


Take off her clothes
with her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal

Take off her Bra
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 cal

Put on Protection
hard ........................... 6 cal
soft..........................315 cal

Foreplay
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal

Entry
Holding her..................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal

With Different Position
Missionary..........................358 cal
Doggy...........................316 cal
69 lying...............................286 cal
69 standing.............................512 cal
Italian hanger.........................912 cal

Orgasm
Real................................112 cal
Faking................................315 cal

After "O"
Lying in Bed............................18 cal
Hop off the bed............................36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off...........816
cal


Get dressed
Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
Rushing.........................98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door........
1218 cal
Heard her dad at the door.............1942 cal

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